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Random text fails that I stumbled upon while on the internet. I did not make any of these so all rights go to the people who actually made them and posted them. **WARNING: Sexual content and rude language so if you take offense to these please don't read.**

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Take Me As I Am (Completed)

I don't like One Direction. So can someone please tell me why I'm stuck on a game show with the five boys who have stolen millions of girls' hearts?

The Last Virgin Standing

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her...

Bad Boy Kisses

Emilie Grey found her boyfriend Conner Hanglinton cheating on her after two years of dating. She's crushed but of course with the help of her crazy best friend she is going to move on. To bad, she didn't know just exactly how her best friend was going to help her until it was to late. Now she has the school's bad-ass...

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"Fuck you!" I hissed as he held me back from punching him. For a split second his grip loosened, giving me the opportunity to slap him again - yet as soon as I tried to hit him, he swiftly pushed me backwards, causing my back to collide with the wall. Still struggling, I looked up to see his obsidian eyes piercing in...

The Heartbroken Heartbreaker

A painful breakup pushes Kyla Evans to get into a fake relationship with the person her ex-boyfriend hates the most: Seth Everett. But what will she do when the game starts to feel too real? ***** Seventeen-year-old Kyla has sworn off love. After ge...

The Bad Boy, Cupid & Me

Reece smirked, "Trust me Chloe, the good girl always falls for the bad boy." Chloe Armel is a good girl. She never gets in trouble, gets excellent grades and is loved by everyone. Enter Reece. Wild, badass and has an ego that honestly couldn't get any bigger. He gets into fights, breaks every single rule and couldn't...

The Bad Boy Is Possessive

Is it possible for a bad boy to be your saving grace? Well for Farrah Bryant it was. After she finds out her boyfriend of six months has been cheating on her, who do you think was there to help her through it all and most importantly get revenge? That's right. The notorious school bad boy Brody Bauer. Just that name a...

Bad Boy Isn't My Type... (Published as 'The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Boys)

"The good girl always falls for the bad boy," he sneered and I smirked. "Well, you're in luck because I'm not a good girl," I retorted, causing a small smile to appear on his face. "Prove it." When Andy Deeks moves away from home to attend university, she soon regrets not checking out the details on her new roommate...

The Awakening of the Vampire Princess

This princess is about to find out her powers aren't as harmless as they seen. Amber Young was an outcast at school and got badly bullied. Darcy her sister also convinced her to get revenge on Becky's and Her ex-boyfriend who is a player but she finds out at the ball he is a centuries old vampire player and he is ONE...

Vampire Royalty

Melanie Meyer is an ordinary seventeen years old teenage girl. But when she meets Garret Stone, a vampire, everything just became so damn complicated. Because she witnessed two vampire drinking blood from two humans, she is forced to leave her normal peaceful life. She’s brought to the vampire world and stayed there f...

The Beauty Underneath

After the death of her parents, Erin Maxwell leaves New York with her brother and aunt and goes to Chicago. She wants to start a new life and to forget everything from her past. When she moves in her new house, she suddenly realizes that she can hear voices inside her room. But every time she turns around, no one's th...

My Contract With A Vampire

Have you ever been so down on your luck, that you thought there was no way out? Have you ever been so desperate that you'd except a job from a complete stranger, and sign a job contract without even reading the fine print? Amelia Hayes is a 20 year old girl who has always been on her own and looked out for herself. On...

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Sway(Wattys 2015)

Rogue winters a beautiful 17 year old And Ivan Stone the greatest and most feared vampire to ever live What happens when their worlds collide Will his need for control and power be to much for rogue? "You can't hide , but you can run are you ready to play , the game has begun The monsters been waiting ,it's ti...

Far From Perfect

Far From Perfect. That's what I am. It's what I've always been. How do I even begin to see myself as anything different when all I've ever been is the fat girl? I just want to be loved and accepted. It's all I've ever wanted. And all I've ever needed. I didn't think it was possible to have either of those until I...

Sexy in Size Twelve

Hi I'm Kate just your every day curvy girl. I have an amazing brother and a bitch of a mom. O yea and did I mention i just moved to a new hell(school) Kate is a curvy girl that gets bullied by everyone even her mother about being fat. The only person who seems to love her is her brother tom. But what happens when the...

An Alpha for a Soul Mate

As I finished the song, I saw him walking his way towards me. Then, he leans on me and whispers me the word, 'mine'. Before I could say a word, I found his lips on mine. It was then I realized that this guy infront of me - a handsome guy, is kissing me right now. I can't think of anything, right now. When he pulled aw...

The Mafia Boss

Crystal wants to be an ordinary girl again that has nothing to do with her Mafia related family. Especially her powerful mafia dad, Nick and her elder bro, Alexandre. But what happens when meets Caine Richand, the badass playboy Mafia rival leader that is Crystal's father's (Nick) worst enemy? What will happen the riv...

My Everything

“MINE" he shouted I looked a familiar deep of forest green eyes that seem to look into my soul those eyes I remember the same eyes that hold mystery kind of like a thick forest daring you to come in and explore and there he was my mate. “mate" I wisperd then fell to the ground

The Broken Princess

WARNING MATURE CONTENT AND THERE IS DEPRESSING STUFF IN THIS SO IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED PLEASE DO NOT READ Rose Isabella Wild was a princess for the North America but her packs name was called The Shinning Knight. Her father loved her very much and she had 8 very protective brothers and her father was the most protective...

Mr. Ruthless Mafia

"Even if you run away, I would search to the end of this world until I found you. Because the only place you can stay is in these arms." ****** He was ruthless. He had no weakness. He was not afraid of death. Not until he met her... Who would have thought that saving a man's life one night could change her life fore...

They Sold Me To A Mafia Family

A girl name Jade was sold by a mafia family cause of her parents in debt. To able to pay it all she has to live with that family where she cooks and sometimes cleans. She meets the maifa's son Aiden who she pretty wells get along with. Will she able to live with them or would she try to run away. Or could this be the...

Arranged Marriage To The Mafia King

My eighteenth birthday... A day in which is suppose to be special, the day I become a young adult. The day in which I should never forget and boy will I never forget the events that took place that day. It was the day my parents told me I would be marrying the son of my parents rival company. Not only did this ar...

The unnoticed

After Layla is forced on a rip across the country to visit all of the packs in the U.S.A. a lot of unexpected things happens. She meets her mate for starters and is not at all happy that he is the notorious Alpha Dante. She wasn't looking for a mate and tries to escape but he catches her just in time. After a while sh...

Until You

I was born a princess. From birth, I knew that one day my Mate and I would take over the pack. But now my Father wants to sell me to the highest bidder. He doesn't want anyone unworthy to take over his pack. He wants me to mate with some other Alpha. No way Jose. So I left, but now due to an unfortunate situation I'm...

The Alpha's Babies

*BOOK 1 of the WEREWOLF SERIES* "You're pregnant" Chace stated. My eyes widened. Oh shit. ------------------------------------- If you had told Lottie that her boyfriend of 4 years and best friend since diapers were sleeping together and that she slept with the Rivals Alpha she would laugh in you face. So what happens...