I hear voices in my head and one of them is a wizard. The first time I heard him he was singing about "stylus pens" so I have dubbed him the Stylus Pen Wizard. Compiling the things I hear him says within a month here, and uploading each chapter when that month is over.
The deepest darkest prison on the planet is not where anyone would choose to start their day, particularly when they have a job to do. A princess and her personal guards fighting to stop a war, arrested for trespassing; an expert assassin stalking a merciless wizard, arrested for poaching; and a confused boy, utterl...