sarcastic || jack [ spookymonth ]

" Wow, yea, my injuries totally don't hurt like a bitch right now. " " ..really..? " " FOR FUCKS SAKE JACK ITS SARCASM " " but you said the injuries didn't hur- " " DO I LOOK FINE TO YOU JACK " what happens when a sarcastic woman gets attacked by the infamous devil, cannibalistic murderer and ends up meeting quite an...