Shrek X Obama
Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.
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Table x reader
(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?
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schreck x fookwad
it's all ogre now • Co-written by @shsllawyer the queen of the swump and @WarriorCatG the lord of Duloc
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caillou x barney
a stupid love story between caillou and barney that i made cause its quarantine. also would just like to say i am not trying to disrespect anyone. this is just for fun <3
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James Charles x Micheal Jackson LEMON
Micheal Jackson finally meets his youtuber crush at the close by Walmart. Will MICHEAL JACKSON AND JAMES CHARLES BECOME ONE PERSON -- 1𝟼+ 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍
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Elmo X Kermit
A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why...
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Trump x shrek
After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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hElmo
hoes burn with hElmo. don't be a hoe. Copyright 2015 © -zakijae and other cool peeps 2 years later wtf is thIS
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Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)
!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ
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Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
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Old man x barney
Get out of here you have been warned... 3k 11/25/20 5K?? 3/15/21 17K!! 5/10/22
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how shed eeran conquered the world
'stunning, remarkable, entertaining.' - joris bohnson 'a real page-turner. you will never get bored of this exciting story.' - lana del armadillo ⚠️⚠️⚠️TW: words, sentences, the english language, heterophobia, cisphobia, racist language towards white people, the number 3⚠️⚠️⚠️
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among us smut
THIS IS HUST JOKES DONT ATTACK ME PLS also these aren't my characters . all credit goes to innersloth i jusy wrote this incredibly disyrurbing fic 👍🏻
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Elmo x Reader
A story about you and Elmo in love. I made this as a joke. #4 in Elmo on 02/08/2021 #1 in Elmoxreader on 13/06/2021
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Quackity x Obama x Thanos (the ideal couple)
this story is about a dear lonely man named quackity who just got out of a terrible relationship he goes off wondering around until he meets a beautiful man named Obama. he gets introduced to Thanos by Obama. Quackity loves them both but doesn't know what to do because of his ex relationship.
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Shrek x Dora
Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.
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Obama x Reader
i made this at 1 am stop readibg tjis please, its so old I genuinely hate everyone who commented on this story, you are all so annoying and have the worst humor, I regret writing this. /srs
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mordecai x twilight sparkle
an emotional rollercoaster, a hopeless romance, mordecai and twilight will never have the chance to express their true feelings... i wrote this at 2am dont bully me THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM SHSNBSN this is so crinfe im rlly sorry
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~enemies to lovers~ (joe biden x donald trump)
~joe senpai~ and ~donald kun~ have always been enemies. fighting to be the leader of a nation is hard. but when trump loses they start to feel more connected. is it so wrong to simply love who they want? or will their relationship fall apart in epic chaos?
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SpongeBob vs. Miley Cyrus
SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?
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Fifty shades of bread
Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.
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Garlic bread x reader
basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you
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Quackity x Obama ×Draco xCorpsehusband*Donny Guitar hero!!!
silly and smutty😘😘 i apolagize in advance for what u are about to read
