dickaphobia ➲ c.h

dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

Attached ; Malum ✓

❝I know you're gay, but I'll take you straight to homecoming.❞ or the one in which Michael and Calum have always had a brotherly love, until well, it became less brotherly.

Smash And Dash ; Lashton

❝You look--different.❞ ❝Yeah, well, that happens when you get treated like shit after a smash and dash.❞ ❝Did you just say smash and dash?❞ Luke and Ashton have sex one time, but Luke regrets it and kind of hates Ashton and Ashton kind of hates Luke but how is it that at every party they end up fucking?

11:12 ; Lashton ✓

the one where Luke's a little fuckboy who texts bitches at 11:12, making their wishes come true. book one of the 11:11 series.

Problems ; Malum

❝my heart is broken and my dick is hard❞ ❝I was watching porn and you rudely interrupted what do u want❞ or the one where Michael likes to kik random people ranting about his life problems.

MEAN BOYS {5 Seconds Of Summer}

On Wednesdays we wear plaid.

babygirl [ocd!h.s.]

"she's m-mine; my babygirl." or harry has a strange case of ocd and allie-rose is the first thing he allows himself to get attached to.

1996 [harry au]

Alexis chose the summer of 1996 to visit her Nonna in small, poorly known Clarkesville, Georgia. This year happens to be her favorite. Because a certain guy with ripped flannels, loose thick curls, and piercing green eyes won not only his thrilling illegal drag-races, but won the best trophy of them all. Her heart. [w...

pay you with love ♡ malum (discontinued)

❝ how do you want to pay? cash or with a check? ❞ ❝ is love also an option? ❞ - in which calum is a broken teenage boy who sells his body for sex and michael looks for a hook up [warnings: mpreg, girly!calum] © 2014, Oliwia (skittlesmalum), All rights reserved

5sos Fandom! 2

This book is filled with random jokes and stuff related to 5sos. Also If you haven't read book 1 then READ IT because it's pretty hilarious.

Window To Window | muke au

Luke and Michael are neighbors who both have a tendency to leave their windows open. Fanfiction #9

Single Mom // Michael Clifford.

Sometimes all you need is that one person who can make you feel ten times younger. [cover credits to radtasticmike]

Toy Boy ⇝ Lashton & Malum ✓

In which, Luke's not a very good son LASHTON HEMWIN CAKE HOODINGS ASDFLKJHG5SOS 2014 german translation: @harryinlove spanish translation: @I_am_a_pony french translation: @-MALUMMUKE- russian translation: @-totenlukey polish translation: @hotxluke portuguese translation: @momstylinson

7-Eleven [Lashton AU]

Ashton Irwin is a master of thievery. He steals from general stores, food markets, jewelry shops, museums, and people's homes. Never once did he get caught nor did anyone find out his identity. He loves being a thief. Stealing is his addiction, and he has no intention on curing it. However, there is one place and one...

Height [Lashton AU]

"I may be shorter than you, but I most certainly do not bottom." WARNING: Smut Dom!Ashton © 2014 iCheeseYou

condom - l.h [discontinued]

"I fucking love you."

ouija

"I swear this game is the real deal." "just like how Charlie Charlie was the real deal also?" "Well..in this game you don't use pencils" "But a board? Like it makes any difference, your fucking with ghosts who are more powerful than us and could turn in a split second and murder you" "but it's fun" © 60slarry 2015

Basorexia ϟ hoodings

❝It's not that I'm afraid to tell you 'I love you', it's just that I'm afraid you won't say it back.❞ warnings // smut ;; inappropriate language ;; drama « GUYS I WARN YOU ABOUT THE BIGGEST AMOUNT OF CRINGE I WROTE THIS YEARS AGO I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE »

It All Started With a Dare ♡ Cake

❝Is it true that you love me, I dare you to kiss me, with everyone watching.❞

Fake ➢ CAKE

a journal named fake, written by luke hemmings. | Copyright © mgcthood, All rights reserved 2014

Crash- Malum

Michael Clifford has always loved Calum Hood. But Calum is as straight as a ruler, and dates every girl he that'll let him touch their boobs. Pretending not to love him was hard, he seemed to fall for the little things he does on a daily basis more and more everyday. "Loving you is hard. You make me feel as if I'm abo...