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  • Pickup Lines! COMPLETED
    24.1K 1K 100

    14+ Preferably. There might be some dirty ones in here. But not too gross. Just read and you'll understand. Thanks for reading! :)

    Completed  
  • 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙘 || 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘤𝘺 𝘫𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘹 𝘰𝘤
    5.6K 112 25

    𝙡𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙜𝙤𝙙. 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘣𝘫𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴, 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭-𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘢�...

    Mature
  • Dee's Big Nuts
    61.8K 218 14

    Sit back and enjoy this children's book parody about a squirrel named Dee and his friends love for his big nuts. Each page will have you laughing and going nuts! This may look like a typical children's book but once the book opens, you will enjoy references that only adults will understand.

    Completed  
  • Mr. Dinosaur is love, Mr. Dinosaur is life
    3.8K 130 8

    A short story inspired by the classic rom-com, Shrek is love, Shrek is life (rated PG).

    Completed   Mature
  • Paula Dean's Life As A Chicken
    515 31 1

    Paula dean's a chicken, wanna know how?

  • A Cucumber's Tomato (Veggie Tales Larry x Bob)
    21.2K 172 3

    Larry and Bob run a children's show. What if they're more than just costars? Maybe boyfriends?

    Completed   Mature