aries / a.i

❝ it's not like i meant to stab my mother's boyfriend. ❞

sagittarius / a.i

❝ you don't have peeps, you have me and a marshmallow. ❞

DISCONTINUED - rejection hotline (ashton irwin au)

"Hello, this is the rejection hotline. The person who gave you this number just isn't that interested, so move on. If you feel like ranting to someone, press one to speak to a live representative. But otherwise, get a grip, they were out of your league."

leo / a.i

❝ let's get severely messed up. ❞

Dear Ashton || a.i

in which a girl writes to a boy whose existence is not definite.

100 Days → irwin

"You have 100 days to make someone fall in love with you. Only the words 'I love you' can reverse the curse. However, when the numbered days are up, you will remain this way forever. It's your bet Irwin."

101 ways to get the girl ; ashton irwin

# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

therapeutic ; irwin

not a romance story, but merely a story of learning to love

snapshot - ashton irwin

alright, students. your final project is due a month from today. i'd like you to take a picture of the most beautiful thing you can find.

stutter | a.i.

in which a boy who stutters meets a curious girl; who he loves. © -weightless / -moonlits 2014