meat stick. | draco malfoy

a SATIRE book made to mock "y/n" fics!

Flightsuit Vector X reader

Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair...

𝒢𝒾𝓋ℯ 𝓂ℯ 𝓎ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝓇𝒶𝒷𝒷𝓎 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝓉𝓎(a squidward x spongebob fanfic)

yeah yeah ayo singing challenge if I win I get your windshield wipers

Dr. Phil x Steve Harvey

Well, as the title says XDD

Danny Devito X Peppa pig X reader

Danny, Peppa and you have lots of fun.

SpongeBob vs. Miley Cyrus

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

schreck x fookwad

it's all ogre now • Co-written by @shsllawyer the queen of the swump and @WarriorCatG the lord of Duloc

Peppa Pig and Duolingo: A Deadly Duo

Peppa and duo: the ultimate gang Death. Destruction. Terror. When Peppa and Duo come to town you can't remember a time without it. The bodies of innocent animals lie on the streets. People who didn't complete their Spanish lessons run. So hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands because they'll be snat...

Thomas the Tank Engine X Reader

You loved that blue train

The Wall (Shrek x Trump)

Idk this is a really trashy story why did I write this lol

Biden x Trump

Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔