Sarcastic comebacks

Sarcastic comebacks

Bad Boy Isn't My Type... (Published as 'The Good Girl's Guide to Bad Boys)

"The good girl always falls for the bad boy," he sneered and I smirked. "Well, you're in luck because I'm not a good girl," I retorted, causing a small smile to appear on his face. "Prove it." When Andy Deeks moves away from home to attend university, she soon regrets not checking out the details on her new roommate...

Make A Wish, Master~

"H-Huh?!" I screamed, clutching my towel tightly. "Y-Your the man I hit with my car earlier! How did you get in here?! I thought I locked all the doors and windows!" The same man from earlier, with jet black hair and glowing blue eyes, simply sat in my bathtub, completely naked might I add, and smirked at me with wha...

Truth Or Dare.

A Truth or dare can change your life upside down . Do you believe it? you got to believe it because Lexi Clarke a typical teenage girl, her life was completely changed when she play "Truth Or Dare" ...

The Best Part of Hello [sample]

Kayla's senior year trip is supposed to be the icing on the cake. Good grades, a perfect boyfriend, and a future she's always imagined. But when their plane emergency stops in Rome, Italy because of a record-breaking storm, sixty seniors have to learn how to adapt. But in an airport not prepared, a language barrier an...

The Tale of a Tail (mermaid story) COMPLETED

Lily is just a normal teen girl. She loves swimming, scuba diving, and shopping. She wakes up one morning to find a blue gem on her vanity, goes to the mall to get a scuba diving bikini, and according to a high-pitched voice smells like tuna casserole. Read, comment , and vote!

My Record Store Romance

After an accident between Hailey and a stranger leaves her summer (and car) in ruins, she is left with no transportation and one ultimatum: to get a job and pay off the damages. But when the only person she wished she would never have to see again is the same person who she is forced to work with all summer, it seems...

K-Drama Quote Book

yea yea whatever

Living With The Boys

"Jordan! Introduce yourself now!" I sigh "Muuuuuum! You're making me move and now forcing me to talk about me to random people!" I say staring at her"You didn't know The Night's" She pointed out "Fine!" I finally gave in "I'm Jordan Jones, female." I say "Continue" Mum forced me "I am here to tell you how my mother he...

1000 jokes, comebacks and more. . .

All in the title, guys, it's all in the title, and more!!!!!!

Badboy & The Troublemaker

This was one of the first stories I wrote, read at your own risk :') "Oh don't act so innocent. I know you did this" I snap at him. "Yea so? You got me suspended for a week, so what if your dad's pissed at you?" he says shrugging. "I hope you fucking know that this means war" I say pulling him up by his collar. ●○●○●○...

Having A BadBoy

He took one good look at her, And he knew she was the perfect kind of Trouble, A good girl who knew exactly when to be bad.

Comebacks

I made this because I wanted to make you guys smile/laugh..... (No hate please).... DISCLAIMER: This story may/will have inappropriate language

Goodboy um try BadBoy

BOOK UNDER CONSTRUCTION READ THE LAST CHAPTER AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO Thanks guys x

It All Started With The New Girl and The Bad Boy

Alexis Nozari, just moved to New York. She's tall (not that tall),she has Grey eyes,ombrè hair,straight white teeth, and a clear face. Yeah I know what your think oh she's perfect but honestly she's not, her life is a mess. Jax Henderson lived in New York his whole life. He doesn't like his past no one does. Anyways...

The Bad Boy, Cupid & Me

Reece smirked, "Trust me Chloe, the good girl always falls for the bad boy." Chloe Armel is a good girl. She never gets in trouble, gets excellent grades and is loved by everyone. Enter Reece. Wild, badass and has an ego that honestly couldn't get any bigger. He gets into fights, breaks every single rule and couldn't...

The School's Badboy [Under Major Revision]

Zachary Hellman is the school's bad boy. He doesn't give a shit to anyone. And people are scared of him. He parties hard like there's no tomorrow. He uses girls like tissue paper but then again who can blame them because this guy is hot as a m*****f*****. With black hair and dark eyes like onyx, NO GIRL can resist hi...

My Possessive Billionaire

Sophia will do anything to escape an arranged marriage to the arrogant billionaire, Enrique Monteiro, but he has more control than she knows. ***** Enrique Monteiro, a powerful Brazilian billionaire, has gotten everything he wanted in life. He has l...

Indigo (NaNoWriMo13)

In a cityscape populated by individuals with magically inclined abilities powered by Colour, Athira is a hunter. Known only as the Owl, a notorious criminal with allegiances to none but herself, she searches for answers from the worst the city has to offer. No one is above her notice, and once noticed, there is no esc...

Sad Quotes

So... this has sad quotes in it, and yeah... but usually sad quotes are the best quotes so I guess read this, no force.

Scaled

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to get special powers a long and gorgeous blue sparkly tail, or the ability to breathe under water, but not be able to tell anyone? Well, take a swim in ally's tail! She was just trying to cool down, when she saw a pool and just jumped in. I think you can figure out the res...

The Happy Birthday Song ✓

❝You and me,❞ he whispered, ❝until the end of time.❞ // A chronicle of Junie Bennett's birthdays from the ages of ten to twenty one.

Dating Days and Campfires

**SEQUEL TO A BLIND DATE, MUST READ BEFORE GOING FURTHER** Cass and Alex. The most perfect couple. At the end of their senior year, they are not quite 'boyfriend' and 'girlfriend' per se. So, when they both go as counselor's at Cass's aunt's sleepaway camp, will they grow closer? Or will fate tear them apart?

Are badboys protective?

"Are you willing to go for 40?" Blake questioned with a smirk on his face causing my blood to boil but forcing myself to think of the good side. "20?" Just ignore him Emily, he is just trying to mess with you, ignore him "10?" I looked at the teacher hoping he will help me but his asleep, just great. "5?" I got up pus...

The Broken Ones | ✔

"Two different people coming together and figuring out that they are not that different is the best kind of love." All rights reserved. Copyright © 2014. latenightcoffeemugs Used to be called : The Nerd and The BadBoy CURRENTLY UNDER HEAVY EDITING!! AND CHANGES

My Quote Book

"Maybe our favourite quotations say more about us than the stories and people we're quoting." Cover by @-mmxiii

Jokes and Quotes; So You Can Laugh Your A** Off

This a failed attempt at getting you to laugh (please tell me if I did).

Dragonish

PART 1: Seven poems that explore love. The sated wind doodles mischievously no longer the ravening raptor loosed that scratched sharp claws to my unfettered glee. Now are you temperate, husky, obtuse. PART 2: Follows the tale of a persecuted dragon. Begins with 'Dragonish'. I am the girl who flies with hidden wings. I...