She hums the disco hit 'Rasputin' in class. She has an obsession with turtles. She's mildly allergic to her favorite food. She pinches people with her toes. She dances by herself. She wears her grandma's clothes. She regularly sings Disney songs, when she's tone deaf. She's smarter than everyone else. Her solution to...
If you're looking for funny comebacks, brilliant quotes, and sarcastic comments you have come to the right place young grasshopper... This book is made to get a bored human to not rip their brains out...... That makes no sense XD
Jackie does not like surprises. Chaos is the enemy! The best way to get her successful, busy parents to notice her is to be perfect. The perfect look, the perfect grades--the perfect daughter. And then... Surprise #1: Jackie's family dies in a freak car accident. Surprise #2: Jackie has to move cross-country to live w...
NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelve boys, Jackie fears that living in the Walter house isn't going to be easy. It's just icing on the cake that the b...
i just wanted to compile all the awkward moments. i know there are already compilations like this but i need to have mine.
Brandon Stamp is abducted on his way out of a grocery store. He doesn't know who took him or why, and when he finds out what they want him for his confusion turns into terror. Frantically searching for clues to the group behind his abduction, Brandon discovers he can do things no human should be capable of. Will thes...
"Racing because football, baseball, bowling and golf only require one ball." ~ Anonymous *~* As an illegal street racer, he'd grown accustomed to having just about the entire female species hot on his heels. But then along came sweet Emma. ...
Peryn Foster loves cheerleading, America's Next Top Model and camping. So, when her best friend suggests a camping trip, she eagerly accepts the offer because it's a chance to get away from her younger sisters and her mother's plans for the upcoming wedding. Ignoring the fact that her ex-boyfriend and his goofy best f...
(the story is going through editing and proof-reading) Introducing the a new take on the original Fanfiction story Welcome one and all (Or Welcome back) to the world of Gamindustry. A world of four nations each ruled by a CPU, a girl endowed with special power. While the CPU's do fight it's merely rivalry, a...
A BAD BOY STOLE MY BRA is published and no longer available on Wattpad. It is available in multiple languages, including English, French, German, Italian and Indonesian as paperback and e-book internationally. It is also available as an adaptation on the app Episode - 'It Started With a Bra.' This copy has the first 3...
This a book of funny jokes, texts and quotes that my friends have told me and I just wanted to put them in a book so comment and vote for your favorite ones and if you have any jokes, texts or quotes you want me to put in the book PM me, enjoy
Responsibility. That was the one word and the one burden that Bekka had to take on her shoulders as the infamous Nick Oruko walked out of her life...sorta. Some words can't describe the problems Bekka is having. With a new found strength, enemy and a few ninja turtles, some problems are worse than the others. Esp...
Can a natural killer learn to be human again? Regan's unique talent for murder makes her a perfect assassin. After a lethal encounter leaves her broken body washed up on a beach, she finds herself adopted by a group of teenage bodyguards. She doesn't intend to stay for long, but soon Regan finds herself faced with a c...
#1 Humor P A U S E 'Moments of hesitation make us human.' ~ Aqueela Lawson 'Moments of hesitation make us weak.' ~ Jay Taylor *~**~* ...
"Watch where you’re going nerd!" Someone said knocking me down, while sending my books flying. I let out a sigh as I crouched down, collecting my books from the floor. Once I got up I saw the person who called me nerd a few seconds ago was standing in front of me wearing a smug expression. "What's wrong nerd? Cat got...
“They’re brothers even though they’re drastically different, but I think I might have fallen for the wrong one.” -- Azalea Walters, a popular girl turned outcast, has lost everything. In the midst of nothing, only her boyfriend Matthew Hawthorne, still stays beside her. Surely she wouldn’t screw things up by being att...
Senior year couldn't be better. Avery Nelson's finally dumped her brain-dead boyfriend, she's taking all easy classes, and she finally has a job working at the local McDonald's. Her life couldn't get any better. But when McDonald's gets robbed by a psycho with a gun to the back of her head, Avery can feel everything f...
Sarah's senior year is coming up - and she decided to make the most of it. She is a girl on a mission: living high school to the fullest. Together with her best friend Emma she writes a bucket list for her last year in high school. Sarah is determined to experience everything she has missed out on so far, like "Have...
What do you do when your life suddenly turns into a comic book? There are people with superpowers flying around, giant monsters attacking downtown, and a secret society determined to take over the world. Mackenzie Reyes never wanted to be a hero but when a cute boy wearing a mask flies up to her window begging for her...
What do you do when your life suddenly turns into a comic book? Mackenzie Reyes is totally over the whole superhero thing. She just wants to forget all about the Hero and get back to normal life. But that becomes difficult when a team of new Supers make their way to Vertigo City. They have the cool costumes, the aweso...
(Sequel to this story in the works! Vote for it if you wish to see it) Hello to all my glorious fans. This is my World of Hyperdimension Neptunia. I'm Neptune...here with these riveting intro-like words. Welcome one and all to the world of Gamindustry A world of four nations each ruled by a CPU, a girl endowed with...
An original time-travel Adventure story. Time...a force without course or end. People age, buildings decay and the moon waxes and wanes. Only one force can withstand father time...the true bonds between people. These are the words of Edward Harrison a leading researcher of time is hard at work on a very secret pro...
The World...has being lost. Thanks to world-spread contamination, the earth has been polluted and ravaged. Mankind desperately saves what it can...in the form of five lands by raising them high in the sky creating Skyworld. Their only memory of the past are artificial human weapons called Sentinels, which are pitted...
(Please note - This was written in my late teens where my views were not as mature as they right now, shown in the subject material) Introducing this unique video-game inspired action story. Welcome to the war torn land of Celestia. The world was once only home to two divine beings who ravaged the world in endless...
"Rule number one," He whispers, pulling back to look me right in the eye, "Never let your guard down." He flashes me a cunning smirk as I stare at him, stunned at what he had just done. Only, he makes a mistake of turning to see what everyone else ahead of the bleachers is doing. I smirk and take a step back forcefu...
It seems like EVERYONE mostly has someone they like...except for Mikey that is. But when Venus's friend comes by, Mikey can't help but to fall for her...hard. He tries to impress her by showing her his "awesome" skills at a Kraang hideout. But when Nick, Bekka, Leo and Raph find out, they know Mikey will mess SOMET...
An ACTION fighting story. Featuring a Saku 6 - 9 months before Eternal Courage 1 Welcome back to Bio-duelling the sport that has taken the world by storm. Involving fighters with special powers who fight each other for the joy and rush of combat. However it's not restricted to Earth...but even don...
What's worse than switching bodies with a turtle? How about getting to see your boyfriend and his family get shot? Nick's life has been turned upside down with a evil ninja dad, the passing away of her mother, living in the sewers with mutants, and so much drama, it would take six books to write it all out! Now, new...
After hearing about the brutal murder of a child in the neighbouring pack, Lucia is forced to attend a gathering with her father and Alpha with the enemy pack. The Dark Moon pack is one of the strongest packs to exist. Lucia has heard rumours of the cruel and cold hearted crimes that they have committed. When she went...
(Please note - This was written in my late teens where my views were not as mature as they right now, shown in the subject material) True Courage is Eternal. Welcome Back to the World of Bio-dueling. A Sport known the world over for his amazing fighters displaying amazing power and abilities. Every year the Bio Duelin...