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  • Toxic (Cartman x male reader)
    6.8K 167 27

    This is my first South Park fanfic so cringe all you want and no I'm not a new South Park fan. I started liking it like, 2019. M'kay And yes the title is from the song Toxic by Britney spears cuz it kinda fits ur relationship with Cartman in this fanfic so yeah lol Trigger fuckin warning cuz ur a murderer in this fic...

  • His Queen, Her King: Cartman x Reader Story
    91.7K 3K 20

    She started as a Wench, after persuading the Wizard King to let her join. Then, leveled up to a Maiden, earning the King's favor. Once she became a Lady, things became complicated. Will she ever be a Queen?

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  • ~South Park One Shot -- Cartman x Reader~ (L-L-Lemon)
    646 17 1

    You know, I've always wanted to make my own SP x reader one shot. So I'm finally doing it! For some reason, this plot seemed to stick in my head for a perfect lemon. I hope you like it as much as I do. Don't count on me to make anymore. uwu It's cringe asf, you've been fucking warned. I mean, maybe-

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  • Not Such a Bad Guy: Eric Cartman x Reader
    142K 4K 23

    This was requested by MintFlavouredKitkat. I have to throw in a warning that this story does hit some very sensitive topics, and if you don't deal with that kind of stuff very well, then please do NOT read this. I know dealing with depression is a hard thing, and it's not something to be taken lightly. If this stor...

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  • drunken mistake - cartman x reader
    14K 381 18

    completed as of september 20 2018 any mistake under the influence of alcohol can have dire consequences. this one, fucks up your life, as well as makes it a whole lot better.

    Completed   Mature
  • Cartman x reader: Wherefur art thow
    1K 10 5

    will cartman ever love y/n? maybe ;). Will y/n ever find love irl? probably not. definatly not while reading southpark fanfiction.

  • Cartman x Reader *true feelings*
    28K 371 10

    This may be short but it has long chapters that will be worthwhile. You are Kyle's Jewish fraternal twin sister.

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  • cartman x reader 😍😍😍😍||discontinued? ||
    266 7 5

    THIS IS A JOKE I WOULD NEVER REALLY DO THIS. And if you actually simp for cartman or something stfu, get a life, stop simping over someone who is problematic, if he was real you wouldnt like him, if you do that would be pedophilia(even if your a similar age it's still creepy). If you do simply for him irl not only do...

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  • CARTMAN × READER
    5K 128 3

    iv seen where people say there's not a lot of cartman × readers out there.... well your right. there's not... that's why I'm here! yaaaayyyyyyy enjoy~~~ ^~^

  • Cartman X Reader*** Camping
    1.6K 65 2

    You and Cartman go camping is Wyoming

  • Cartman oneshotzzz
    4.2K 98 6

    That's right oneshots as in the plural sense! More than one baby!!

  • Big Boned Love (Cartman X Reader)
    36.4K 792 15

    Y/N moves to the snowy mountain town of South Park with her mom wanting a new start but when she meets big boned Eric Cartman her whole world is flipped on it's head will they stay enemies or will a old enemy of Cartman bring them closer? Find out in Big Boned Love. * I don't own the South Park brand, all rights res...

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  • cartman oneshot
    356 10 1

    i made this for myself because i am a diagnosed narcissist but if u wanna read it this is what it's about (Killer! Cartman x Obsessed! Reader)

    Completed   Mature
  • Big Boned Wolf (Cartman x Reader x Kyle)
    516 9 2

    "Make a choice, y/n! You don't need him! All he'll do is hurt you!" Kyle screamed, stomping his foot and gesturing towards Cartman in frustration. His fangs glistened in the moonlight, as did Cartman's sincere eyes as he stared at y/n with deep pain. "Y/n..." Cartman trailed off, his fuzzy ears twitching, "I love you...

  • cartman x reader
    36.9K 750 10

    Are you a bitch? Are you in love with Eric Cartman? Do you enjoy reading fanfcition so you can pretend someone loves you? If one or all of these things sound like you, then you might be interested in therapy, but therapy is expensive so read this if you're poor.

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  • Big Bad Wolf ♠️ (Cartman X Reader)
    6.5K 171 7

    "You fucking fatass!" You said with tears in your eyes "Don't worry I am here" Cartman said kissing your forehead He is superficial, arrogant, narcissistic, evil, smokes in the dark corners of the city and steals, he has mental issues and he needs help, you are an artist, you smoke, you are bullied and you need help. ...