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  • Tutorial of how to poop
    202K 3.6K 14

    This tutorial will tell you something awsome and intresting you will enjoy of this adventure in the bathroom

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  • Memes
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    U read the title boi

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  • Memes and cursed images
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    all the shit I have stored on my phone, since I'll need to delete it at some point.

  • Lorax x Reader AU *EMOTIONAL*
    3.2K 41 11

    WARNING: THIS STORY IS EMOTIONAL AND UWU QUIRKY

  • Boots X Peppa Pig
    56.5K 1.4K 11

    PeRfecTion ye

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  • Anime Memes
    21.4K 780 61

    -------- Memes If I repost any memes I don't mean to. You can screenshot the memes if you want Start-- 2/4/2021 Ended- 6/4/2022

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  • Aro And Ace Memes
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    Just some memes (and... stuff) for all my aspec people out there! I try to update every other day oh, and: THOSE ARE NOT MINE! [most of them will probably be in here multiple times cause i have the long (and short) term memory of a light bulb]

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  • 💛 Wattpad Family 💛
    1.9K 121 10

    Heyo! If you want to have people who support you, I'm Alastor and I'm here to provide that! Just click on this story, I can't wait to meet you ( ^ - ^ ) By the way, check-ins are every Saturday (EST)! If you want more frequent ones, i do almost-daily ones on my Tumblr: https://coffeeandteatomatch.tumblr.com

  • Random
    178 28 18

    Why are you here, this is literally just a book with cursed weird stuff and memes-

  • THE TRUTH ABOUT DEMON SLAYER: KIMETSU NO YAIBA
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    Koyoharu Gotouge has been lying to you!! This book reveals the truth to the hit anime Demon Slayer that was released in 2019. If you really want to be informed with the truth, read this! No one else knows, and the word needs to get out!! Props to @Noctturnal who played a big part in finding out the truth!! Any manga s...

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  • hElmo
    15.9K 410 5

    hoes burn with hElmo. don't be a hoe. Copyright 2015 © -zakijae and other cool peeps 2 years later wtf is thIS

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  • Elmo's Bible
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    Elmoism is the name. We are the Elmoists And we must praise our Lord and savior, lalala.

  • Elmo
    4.7K 420 14

    Holy shi- I can't believe I'm actually doing this Trust me, read it, you won't be disappointed

  • Trump: The (NOT) Musical
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    It has been two years since Obama: The Musical has been created. As a tribute, I bestow upon you, Trump: The Musical. Also known as, the sequel that shouldn't have happened.

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  • Obama: The Musical: REMASTERED EDITION
    464 33 2

    What my lack of college admissions has led to. A rewrite of my very first fanfiction, 6 years ago today.

  • Obama: The Musical
    67.6K 3.5K 12

    What My Boredom Leads To

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  • bullying y/n
    15.5K 258 8

    just random stories of people bullying y/n. it's fun. if you wanna slander her in the comments, PLEASE DO. highest rank: #1 in y/n slander😻 #1 in i hate y/n😫

  • Bakugou x amongus commit tax fraud
    21 2 1

    Bakugou commits sexy tax fraud with an amongus

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  • Mark Zuckerberg X Elon Musk in the back of a Tesla
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    Cuckerberg has been tormenting my shitpost reach so I'm writing erotica about him and there's nothing he can do about it.

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  • Y/n Slander
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    Wrote this for fun. Y/n slander....hate all ya want #satire #dontcomesfterme || 3 Y/n Regular stories || || 1..fantasy Y/n story? || || 1 demon x Y/n story || **TRIGGER WARNING: Y/n.**

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  • Bakugou goes to furfest with John Cena
    16 1 1

    John Cena brings Bakugou to furfest in order to convince him to make his bakudeku ship come true and Bakugou discovers a dark truth. (A pre prequel to Peppa Pig Vs Inosuke but you don't have to read that to understand this)

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  • Put Her In Rice, She'll Be Fine(Y/n X Reader)
    88 2 1

    Have you ever hated a Y/n story so much you wish you could go in there and give her a reality check? Well this story is for you! It will end in romance, (as per Wattpad law) but there will be plenty of stupidity along the way. Y/n will be referred to with she/her pronouns, and be called a girl. The reader will be refe...

  • Izuku Midoriya Gets Sold to One Direction
    24 2 1

    Inko Midoriya has fallen on hard times and decides to sell Midoriya to pay off her student loan. A long lost Prequel to Pig Assault and I'm your Step Dad now.

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  • If Y/N had a sibling (ℂ𝕙𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖)
    597 9 8

    What if Y/N's Sibling didn't die in a tragic accident like the rest of their family? And Y/N's Sibling has common sense and is un hinged as the the comments on Y/N fic's (Ps the sibling is named Chat, Chat is basically all of Y/N slander in one character. If anything Chat is a better Y/N then Y/N)

  • Hetalia Oneshots
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    These One Shots are based off requests from friends and Tumblr Prompts. They're all hetalia. Feel free to request through PM.

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  • Nezu wants to get married to Cementoss but the government wont let him
    15 1 1

    Not because he's a rat but because he's gay

  • lorax x reader
    24.3K 102 9

    the lorax is your new boss after you got promoted and you go in for your first day...

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  • Pig Assault- Peppa Pig vs Inosuke
    73 5 1

    Inosuke must face his most intense battle yet. He must fight god herself. "What the fuck?" -Richard "I almost thought this was a lost chapter from the bible." -the readers digest

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  • The Sample-Kiribaku Pisscore Oneshot
    83 6 1

    Bakugou needs a clean urine sample for a drug test but he just did a drug. Kirishima is the only one whose piss is clean around here. Antics ensue.

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  • The love story 🥰❤️
    67 1 2

    U fell in love with a boy named Edward who is a vampire. Edward is very handsome and sexy!!! One ting on your mind , ... , doing the devils tango with him.

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