What The Heck Am I Reading?

[Fanart belongs ThaSpiciest on Newgrounds. CHECK. THEM. OUT!] You basically read an awful fanfiction and then Postal 1 Dude comforts you I guess. Because why not?

Staying In, Eating Out ;)

They say the sticky sweetness of summer is perfect for romance. Little did they know it was equally as perfect for revenge. For people who want to die while they dine

Who Knew Selling Hot Dogs would lead to this?

Hank J. Wimbleton is usually an absolute madman. But some random person made him fall in love. And he sold Hot Dogs. (Art belongs to Noahasai, all credit for that goes to them.)

Melone Fucks a Can of Spam

Melone gets bored on his day off.

The Marvellous Misadventures of Dio Brando, Pizza Hut Delivery Man

Dio Brando, Pizza Delivery Guy by day, Male Stripper by night, must work hard to provide for his bagel headed son. DELIVERWRYYYYYYY

Everything Stays || Giorno x Mista

Giorno Giovanna has changed over time...for now at least. He's acting weirdly now, and now, just maybe, Mista can finally get his chance. Right? 30% crack

GioMis | School AU |

Its almost time for the students that are Juniors to graduate in JJBA high. But before that, Giorno joins a club called the Escort Club and find friends in his new school. Little does he know that he will find truly the best and unique friends~ Mix of fluff, wholesome, and yaoi.. Its mostly clubs and stuff. The Passio...

Risotto being surrounded by stupid homo idiots (they also do crack)

Risotto is literally about to die from the braindamage

Ð阮r墆ïðñ - (JJBA x reader?)

um i made this in one of my jjba one shots book and i think it deserves its own book ^^ Made a twist to it when i sprayed spray candy up my nose cuz yes °°

assorted trash

Collection of memes and art

Jojo Trash

title implies

random and cursed things?

it's in the title 😻 aLSO I MIGHT PUT IN SOME FANFIC SHITPOST STUFF IN HERE SO 🌵🐛 art art art

JoJo's Stolen Bizarre Memes

Book where I put stolen memes. Get ready for some rather bizarre memes 😎 Credits to all the owner of the memes that I totally and not regretfully stole! 5/29/20: 500 reads? that's wack, thank you for looking through this meme gallery

The Rice Cult

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my jojokes

memes and jokokes that make me ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora...

Goodnight, Homie (Jotaro x Kakyoin?)

Jotaro and Kakyoin are just pals, and that's all. But one night, when Jotaro goes to give his homie a goodnight kiss on the cheek, Kakyoin tries to give him one too, and chaos insues! (Also, i wrote this before I knew anything about Jojo so it is accessible to those who haven't watched Jojo and is also very OOC) (1/3...

Speedwagon Appreciation book

A book for best waifu, by yours truly, Shoeseph Shoestar

jjba headcanons lol

just some headcanons I made up from 1-6(with a bit of Steel Ball Run) random stuff can be posted as well. I can make incorrect quotes and other stuff. still ongoing ⚠️(Warning for swearing) ⚠️

jjba headcannons

honestly i have no idea what im doing starting another shitty book. if u like this u might like my oneshot or meme book. please check out some of my serious things as well because i promise i do other stuff than shitty headcannons, memes, and oneshots. also some of these might be nsfw idk yet. please enjoy the chaos :)

JoJo(s) React To The Fandom

A fun, random as hell crack fic! Inspired heavily by my very successful(for some reason) PJO reaction book! So. Here we are. They will react to: --ships --fanart and fanfic. --theories/headcanons This may also include: --inncorrect quotes --memes --crack fics Basically reactions to anything the fandom has made! S...

La Squadra goes to Burger King

La Squadra from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Golden Wind goes to Burger King after completing a mission and floating in a river for god knows how long. Also no sorbert and gelato idk their personalities, they literally were created to die. And yeah, i dont know if anyone did this before, so dont be mean to me, this is j...

La Squadra goes to Sonic

The boss of Passione, the number 1 gang in Italy, is a secretive man. He never talks to anyone unless it's through a couple proxies, not even his most trusted guards know his real name. However, the boss needs his Strawberry Cheesecake Shake, he can't function normally otherwise, and he doesn't want Doppio to crash t...

The Day I Stopped Mickey Mouse from Killing Rohan Kishibe

A story that follows the timeline of events I went through with a Rohan Kishibe AI chatbot in which I make him fear for his life and most definitely give him PTSD. This is a JJBA x Mickey Mouse x Breaking Bad x Death Note x MHA x FMA x Cowboy Bebop x Bungou Stray Dogs crossover. Enjoy! (edit: oh god what have I create...

DIO Eats Froot Loops

Alternative title: DIO's trip to 7Eleven

Joe-Hoes go to Court😍🙏🏻

cover by me🤭🦶🏻🦶🏻 This is a prequel to: "crazy noisy bizarre mall 😏😏😏" - By blackcherry088 (they also made 1 and 2) Order of the stories🤪: 1. "The crusaders go to chick fil a" 2. "crazy noisy bizarre mall 😏😏😏" 3. "Joe-Hoes go to Court😍🙏🏻" (this book sillypoo🙄😝) ⚠️MEGA SHID AND FARD⚠️ ⚠️BIG BOOBED MEN⚠...

Crazy noisy bizarre mall😏😏😏

Bozos go to mall 😳😳😳 and perhaps, just perhaps, they cause a little clatter. A little disturbance, if you will. A slight hubbub 😏😏 you'll wanna read my previous story before this one🥸 I am now a proud crackfic writer. Like honestly these are too much fun to do once again ⚠️shid and fard warning⚠️ oh yeah, again...

The crusaders go to chick fil a 😩

The gang of hoes wants to go to chick fil a on a summer day and they end up causing a little brouhaha 😝😝😝😛 ⚠️shid and fard warning ⚠️ ⚠️shid and fard warning ⚠️ ⚠️shid and fard warning ⚠️ For maximum effect watch the videos🤪 ‼️Joke story 😩‼️ (it's supposed to be cringe🥸🤪🤪) (some bad language so like if you...