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  • The Rotisserie Chicken
    18 0 3

    Dream gets a rotisserie chicken and George gets jealous.

  • multifandom oneshots
    74 1 4

    Oops I accidentally deleted the old description. L.

  • hi.
    29 1 1

    The only thing that I've ever groomed is my two Persian cats I'm not a groomer, I'm just a loser.....

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  • Slenderman x Joe Swanson
    12 2 2

    Slendy is left alone when Joe goes out with his friends.. what will happen when he calls Zalgo over for a visit? (Credit for the cover is unknown to me, found on Pinterest.) This is a shitpost I wrote for fun, I also don't own Creepypasta or Family Guy lmao

    Mature
  • Super Smash Bros Lemons
    45K 332 13

    Well here it is! A more mature book with your favorite Super Smash Bros characters! Requests open! Warning: If you do not like this kind of content then please do not read!

  • Stealing Twilights Swan (Bella Swan X Deadpool a.k.a Wade Wilson)
    1.4K 65 20

    Yeah I want pepperoni, hamburger, jalapenos, extra cheese... Sir, this is the white house. How did you get this number? Huh, well let me tell you a story... RATED MATURE FOR A REASON! NOT FOR CHILDREN! Deadpool aka Wade Wilson/Bella Swan pairing. Contains action, drama, hurt/comfort, romance, friendships, family, adve...

    Completed   Mature
  • For Your Flesh Do My Curtains Part.
    2.7K 116 9

    What happens when a suicidal scientist with a whiskey problem meets a redneck conman at a concert?...Let chaos begin!

    Completed   Mature
  • Coffee Shop
    2.4K 54 13

    Stanchez (Rick Sanchez x Stanley Pines) Rick runs away from a broken home to make a life for himself amongst the stars. Instead, he falls into the workplace of Stanley Pines, recently abandoned by his brother and disowned by his family. Together they can rule the world, or maybe just their own lives. It's a big enou...

  • Maybe This is Enough 𓇚 The Onceler x Jon Arbuckle 𓇚
    1.7K 50 16

    whoops my hand slipped 𓇗------------𓇗 #1 in thelorax [ 04/16/24 ] 𓇗------------𓇗 ~ [ Garfield x The Lorax (2012) Crossover ] ~ ! \ SFW / ! ? { 100% Satire, however since I'm extra like that I'll be treating it like it's not } ¿ !! ^ Lorax Approved!! ^ !! 𝙶̴𝚊̴𝚛̴𝚏̴𝚒̴𝚎̴𝚕̴𝚍̴ 𝚊̴𝚗̴𝚍̴ 𝚝̴𝚑̴𝚎̴ 𝙻̴𝚘̴𝚛̴𝚊̴𝚡...

  • The onceler x gru
    524 5 4

    Exactly as title says, onceler x gru. Enemies to lovers, a bit of spice, please enjoy 😉 Im kinda busy rn but I'll try to update at least once per month😟 Characters, thneeds, and trufulla trees were not made up by me‼️

    Mature
  • Randy marsh x the onceler
    6.9K 70 14

    This fanfic is satire which is why it's written poorly One day, randy marsh decides to upgrade his weed business by finding more types of weed to sell. He goes to the truffula forest and he meets the onceler, a tall, handsome young man. They start off as rivals, then as they spend more time together, their love grows...

    Completed   Mature
  • Sans x Nagito
    220 6 6

    Its fluff/ a normal fucking relationship with sans and nagito. they do some cute ass shit together and honestly, it's pretty fricken cute Jk This is the biggest shitpost in human history

  • 18+ 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧'𝐬 𝐊𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 (𝐉𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐬 𝐱 𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧)
    1.8K 23 5

    𝙾𝚗𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝙹𝚎𝚜𝚞𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚢 𝚂𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚗. 𝙷𝚎 𝚊𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚖𝚊𝚗, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜? I was on some shit when I...

  • Jesus x Satan sMuT
    5.6K 70 9

    Jesus and Satan are mortal enemies...or are they?

    Mature
  • Jesus x Satan
    25K 452 10

    pls take my phone away

    Mature
  • DSMP Oneshots
    7.9K 76 10

    just some random oneshots I wrote •beeduo •karlnap •dreamnotfound •syndicate

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  • dsmp yandere oneshots
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    basically a yandere oneshot book cuz i wanted to have a go at wrighting my own I dont close requests normally if there closed its cuz its cuz im dead,ended the book,left the fandom,or stressed at school. Feel free to request :)