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  • Cry-Baby
    3.4M 109K 30

    I wiped my eyes once again to see deep piercing green ones looking down at me. More tears came as I saw the root of my anger, and I stood up pushing past him. I tried to run but got pulled back by a hand grabbing my wrist. "What happened?" Clyde demanded angrily. "Get off of me!" I growled and pried his fingers off...

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  • Zodiac Signs
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    This book is for everyone who knows her/his B'day. There are 12 zodiac signs, and I am not going in detail. This book will make you laugh,wonder, understand people and know yourselves. I don't own these posts. I pick the best of them using my eyes and do the effort of posting them. Read, comment, vote and enjoy... :)...

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  • Sorry, I'm Not Into Bestiality
    4.5M 160K 64

    Now, I've been hungover before. I've experienced the entire earthly spectrum of emotion that comes with the joys of drinking until you can't stand. I've seen, felt, smelt and heard things that upon reflection a sober human being wouldn't necessarily do. There was very little I couldn't chalk up to the consequences of...

  • Sweet Revenge [On Hold]
    2.7K 416 10

    Four years ago, Evangelyn was 12 years old, 5 feet, and 247 pounds. Four years ago, Evangelyn could be found most of her lunch hours in the bathroom crying her eyes out. Four years ago, Evangelyn was taunted and teased by Nathaniel and the rest of the student body. But that was four years ago. Now, Evangelyn is 16 yea...

  • Death Is My BFF (Book 1 Original Series)
    21.5M 761K 55

    Watty Award Winner 2011) *ORIGINAL SERIES* This is the first book of the Original Death Is My BFF Series, which won the Watty Awards in 2011! *** Death came knocking at her door. Well actually, he pounded. Faith Williams has always been a little odd, but never before did she think she was one of a kind. Enter Death, t...

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  • Teenager Posts
    12.8M 720K 155

    The title says it all! These post will inspire you, make you laugh and cry, and well, uh, in my case, want to kill somebody :P. Enjoy!

  • Worst Story on Wattpad ✓
    3.3M 199K 4

    Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...

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  • He Left, He's Back
    545 26 10

    To diapers, to cheesy fries, to braces. If you see one, the other wasn't to far behind. They've been this way for 14 years. Until he left her. Abbie was used to having only two friends, to being single her whole 17 years of existence. She's used to missing her old best friend while hating him with all her heart at th...

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  • The Zodiac Signs
    2.4M 103K 218

    Random astronomy stuff. 8/1/15 - #5 in Random

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  • Zodiac Signs etc.
    9.7M 377K 302

    Its going to be about everything pertaining to Zodiac signs and astrology etc. :) Hope you guys enjoy. © COPYRIGHT 2015 by @rainbow_kisses1 .....All Rights Reserved

  • The Alphas got a Human Mate
    312K 8K 21

    Elena Olson, a 18 year old rebellious and stubborn girl. She does what she wants and gets what she wants, except shes human. Nate Adler, a 22 year old possessive and over protective yet stubborn Alpha. What happens when they bump into each other for the first time at the mall while Elena is shopping with her best (guy...

  • Kidnapped
    1.2M 10.6K 6

    When you're kidnapped, maybe you think you'll find your true destiny in another world (not me), or maybe you'll be kidnapped by One Direction, or something like that (still not me) or maybe you'll be kidnapped by a super-hot guy (yes, but he hates me). Do you expect to get beaten? To be treated like a slave? To be so...

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  • Things You Didn't Know About Disney: Book III
    1.1M 45K 151

    Hey everybody! I'm baaaaaaccckkk!! We finally have Book III of Things You Didn't Know About Disney!! This is pretty self-explanatory. This book is pretty much just a continuation of the last book, listing more facts about Disney. And probably as many of you have guessed, I'm nearly at Fact #400 in these books, and I...

  • Zodiac w/ Granny Francis
    285K 14.3K 150

    Well, I love the zodiac signs and everything about them, so I will write about them. I'm so obsessed with the signs it is crazy. I am an Aquarius and Virgo moon.

  • The Bad Boy In Pajamas
    20.3M 729K 50

    Join Chase and Carli in their quirky journey towards discovering themselves and each other.

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  • The Billionaires Son
    24.6M 557K 42

    I smiled again, this time I noticed Nick looking across the table in my direction. His gaze was intense, there was something about it. It was intense, intimidating, sensual, but charming all at the same time. Stop it Tessa. Said my subconscious. You two couldn't even bare to be in the same room with one another a few...

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  • A Weirdos Guide To Swag
    9.9M 357K 231

    A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

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  • Falling For A Criminal
    415K 9.3K 26

    "So, he broke into my room--high, nonetheless--and then acted like it never happened when I confronted him. From that point on, he was stuck in my head and as hard as I tried to forget him, he was just... There. But, unlike every other girl he'd ever been caught with, I wasn't going to spend hours wondering what I did...

  • Funny Spongebob Pics
    33.1K 2.1K 67

    Soooooooo EVERYBODY loves spongebob well my book has funny spongebob pics w/captions (this is my first book go easy on me) Btw not trying to offend anybody this is a funny joke book *all pics belong to google* *will edit later*

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  • Not His Girl
    22.9M 512K 26

    There are two things Harper Lynch wasn't expecting when she made out with an attractive stranger at her aunt's wedding. One: He would show up on her doorstep two weeks later as the son of an old family friend. Two: That he would be staying in her house, right next door to her. If living together isn't enough, Duke s...

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  • The Devil Is My Guardian
    22.4M 649K 28

    One thing I'll always remember is my parents saying "Everyone has a story" "Everyone has a story with a past, tragic or not. Everyone has a story that is meant to go unjudged, even if it was never told" But sometimes we forget that. Like when I though that my guardian was the devil. Even though he taught me how to lau...

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  • Control
    675K 23.5K 14

    "Tóso ómorfi," someone almost growled behind me. My heart jolted with shock in my chest as I shrieked and whirled around. An imposing man stood before me, his almost-black eyes full of desire. The sleek tuxedo he was wearing fitted the broad expanse of his torso like a second skin. His sun kissed complexion...

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  • Teenager post
    266K 13.5K 200

    Teenager post book 1 done. Read the 2nd book. :) means so much to me!

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  • Teenager post 2
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    Teenager post book 2!!!!

  • The Slave of a Vampire (PLZ Wait to read changing to 3rd person +editing :))
    586K 9.3K 33

    Claire's life had been lonely, but at least she was alive and safe from the most demonic person out there, the Vampire King Damien. Well the place where Claire lives is one where human slavery exists so ever since she was born her parents kept her hidden away in her house to hide her from him. Unfortunately Claire's l...

  • Work For Me [SAMPLE] NOW AVAILABLE ON AMAZON
    30.6M 358K 35

    "Fuck you!" I hissed as he held me back from punching him. For a split second his grip loosened, giving me the opportunity to slap him again - yet as soon as I tried to hit him, he swiftly pushed me backwards, causing my back to collide with the wall. Still struggling, I looked up to see his obsidian eyes piercing in...

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  • You're Not My Flavor
    780K 23.9K 25

    **Sequel to Bite Me** "So, here I am, working as an island and hotel resort manager, without a shirt, skipping down the hallways towards the elevator. Isn’t life grand?" Bart Harris, four years later, is working as a sucessful hotel and island resort manager, living life. When Harley Newcroft, the new tour guide, come...

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  • Head over Stilettos for my boss...
    1.6M 30.5K 39

    Maxine Rivers has a rule: 'Never mix business with pleasure'. It's a rule that she's followed her entire life, and it helps that her dad fully supports her when it comes to this rule. Enter Jonathan Grays. This man here is the perfect guy; and exactly the kind of guy Maxine goes for. There's a slight hitch though. He'...

  • Bite Me
    7.4M 171K 43

    Living with a hot boy is fine. Living with five hot boys is hard. Living with five hot brothers is tough. Being captured by five hot vampire brothers takes the cake. Nora Holt is 24, just got out of college, and is in need of a car. She's the type of girl who doesn't take shit, and speaks her mind. If you mess with he...

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