Unedited pure hilarity from my past and present. Except now it gets a little horny because im a whole ass adult and still down bad
𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐀𝐔! [𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐝 𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫] 𝐆𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐍𝐞𝐰 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧, 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐃 𝐋𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭�...
"You know... After you're done here on this island. Would you like to join our crew? For real this time," he smiles, his eyes reflecting the moonlight. You look away as you can't bear his piercing eyes anymore. "I don't think I will be done before you leave-" "I can wait!" he interrupts, letting go of your hand as qui...
┆彡 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐄 A prudish girl clashes with a teenage boy, stirring up a toxic mixture of repercussions that neither of them were expecting. ----IN OTHER WORDS; [Last Name] [First Name] runs into the infamous vice-captain of Shishitoren and he makes it his goal to see how long it will take for...
just some random headcanons of tokyo revengers characters that i came up with (•̀ᴗ•́)و warning: there may be some manga spoilers!!
After the death of Portgas D. Ace, the Navy wish to prevent the continuation of the bloodline of the Pirate King. They send soldiers to an island on the Grand Line where Ace's girlfriend is rumoured to live, in order to wipe it out once and for all. Sabo, distraught over his failure to save his brother's life decides...
You enjoy your peaceful house away from the city with your dog, until a stranger is quite literally dropped into your life. ** Crossover AU ** Winging it! - Not sure how long it'll be. Fluff for sure, maybe some smut... definitely foul language. I don't own the art for this one.
After hundreds and thousands of years of evolution, animals developed many mechanisms to survive predators. One of them, perhaps the most used by humans, is also one of the most simple: you should avoid at all costs anything outstanding or uniquely beautiful, for frequently, the most beautiful things tend to be the de...
Being in an arranged marriage with the Gojo Satoru, y/n knew that it was inevitable to meet those filled with loath and jealousy. She finds out more about her abilities as a jujutsu sorcerer while seeking revenge for her sister's sudden death. Inspired by: Jujutsu Kaisen and Genshin Impact A/N: I have no idea what I'm...
Y/n narrowed her eyes at the male, "You." "Yes, it's me," the brown haired male smirked, "I know it's been about 10 minutes since we last saw each other but I missed you, sweetheart. " Parker furrowed her eyebrows at Y/n and the man on the seat, "You know him?" She asked. Y/n crossed her arms over her stomach, "Don't...
You've been apart of the Straw Hat crew for a while now. The crew has welcomed you in with open arms, and everyone was happy you were there with them. One night, during a Straw Hat party, you, Nami, and Robin were discussing how Sanji was giving you extra attention since you joined, not that you minded. You reveal tha...
𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕗 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕤 𝕒𝕟 𝕖𝕩𝕥𝕣𝕒 𝕖𝕕𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕣? (Since there are only male reader stories about cyberpunk I thought I would make one myself for the female audience) Making this for those who love the anime and want to feel as if they where a part of the anime just like I...
It's smutty...🖤 Zack x female reader based on the anime/game but I've skipped a lot of it to focus on the Zack and reader interactions... (and smut, OK fine I admit it!!) I've added some significant twists from the original anime and replaced Ray entirely with you (the reader) with a totally different back story. So...
Soulmate AU! Fem!Reader x Luffy (This story is NOT a modern!AU) --- Hey, I caught you! -M.D.L. Um... Yeah. You did, you caught me. Thanks. -(Y/I).
A late-night encounter, the mysterious death of a loved one, a weapon hunted by both heroes and villains, an unwanted partnership, secrets, hatred, lust, love, betrayal. None of this had been what you were expecting when leaving your apartment that night. Cover art: @tgomeyes For those of you who have gone through ma...
The whole time helping him you couldn't stop but notice the way he looked at you, especially your back side when you leaned down to put the bags on the ground. "Thank you rookie. Good luck" A last smile on his lips before you walked back to your group. God, he really was beautiful. Hoping to see Kyle again you though...
During the seven years that your most powerful guild members were stuck on Tenrou island, Sabertooth, an up and coming guild when you were younger (now incredibly famous) was on the hunt for the last dragon slayer known to complete their collection. When they came to Fairy Tail, it didn't take much convincing (but rat...
┆𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘎𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘐 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘋𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘚𝘦𝘦 𝘔𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘈 𝘉𝘰𝘺 𝘈𝘵 𝘈𝘭𝘭?!┆ ㅤ𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐫: Explicit Content such as strong language and sexual behaviour; misgendering. A slow-burn romance slice of life between you and Sal Fisher. It takes place between The Bologna Incident and The Trial. It's set in m...
blue lock chat fic fr 🙏🔥🔥🔥 bllk x y/n ofc !! uhhhh eventual smut 🤣 5/8/23 - 6/7/23
𝐈'𝐌 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐁𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 ⤷ IN WHICH HE SIGNS UP FOR A DATING WEBSITE, HOPING TO GET THE GIRL OF HIS DREAMS ▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂▂ SHINICHIRO X FEM! READER STARTED ━ 10/20/2021 ENDED ━ 2/22/2022 ╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍╍ 𝗗𝗜𝗦𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗠𝗘𝗥 ↴ 𝗂 𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗄𝗒𝗈 𝗋�...
(Ghostface X Depressed Female Reader) Premise: A young women has recently moved into a new home that her late grandfather passed onto her. Between her loneliness, anxiety disorder and depression, she finds her one way to cope is by researching and learning about serial killers. Through her facisnation she becomes mai...
Y/n Senju is the daughter of the two great Legendary Sanin, Tsunade and Orochimaru (an accident of course). She is hated by her mother and loved by her father. After leaving team seven to work on training and corruption with Orchimaru, an unexpected visitor arrives at one of the hideouts - Sasuke. Orochimaru has been...
❝𝘼𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄 𝙨𝙖𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙮𝙤𝙪?❞ ╰┈➤ IN WHICH you offered yourself to the Head of the Uchiha Clan to become his bride and bear his heir to strengthen their Clan's allegiance to yours. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ P...
After agreeing to join the Task Force in an investigation for the "Kira case", Y/n meets Misa Amane, a girl who just so happens to be one of the suspects. One of your jobs being to supervise her. Who knew this would lead to such deep feelings for each other? *spoilers for the series of course*
You met him at a wedding and surprisingly you clicked well. The next turn of events came out to be a surprise, as you crossed paths with him not once nor twice. ━━━━━━━━༺❀༻━━━━━━━━ "They say God is a woman... I think I just met her" he mustered a witty remark with a soft laugh while an amused smile quirk your lips up...
Taiju may "try" to resist his darker urges from time to time, but he never holds off for very long.
❞ 𝗜'𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘁. ❞ 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣. ┌─── · 。ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───┐ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ʏ/ɴ ᴍᴏᴠᴇs ɪɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ɴᴏᴛ sᴏ ʜᴀʀᴍʟᴇss ɢᴜʏ, ᴜɴʙᴇᴋɴᴏᴡɴsᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʀ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇs └─── · 。ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───┘ BLACK READER !
𝑖𝒏 𝒘ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝒔ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝒔 𝑎𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝒕𝒐 𝑎 𝑔𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒑𝑐ℎ𝑎𝒕 𝒘𝑖𝒕ℎ 𝒗𝒐𝒍𝒍𝑒𝒚𝑏𝑎𝒍𝒍 𝑏𝒐𝒚𝒔 𝑎𝒏𝑑 𝑑𝒐𝑒𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝑒𝒙𝒑𝑒𝑐𝒕 𝒕ℎ𝑒 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝑐𝒐𝒎𝑒 𝒐𝑓 𝑖𝒕 ₊┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ ⋄𖦼༄ ┊ ▵ ┊ . ┊ ┊ ┊ . ┊⋆ ┊ ▾ ┊ ┊ ⋆˚ ✧. ┊ ⊳ ◁ ˚✧
❝ 𝗺𝗺 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗶 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 ❞ ➝ 𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗌𝖺𝗄𝗎𝗌𝖺 𝖽𝗈𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖺 𝖿𝖺𝗏𝗈𝗋 𝖻𝗒 𝗅𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒/𝗇 𝗍𝖾𝗆𝗉𝗈𝗋𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗅𝗒 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝗂𝗆 「 𝗶𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁 」 ⊹ 𝗌𝖺𝗄𝗎𝗌𝖺 𝗑 𝖿𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗅𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 ⤾⋆˚ ༘ ⊹ �...
