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  • A Guide to Grammar
    1.6K 45 9

    Your grammar is trash.

  • sugar honey
    2.7K 112 6

    5 years after the whole bee/human thing Berry has moved on from Vanessa and went back to his life in the hive. But soon he realized that Adam was more than just a friend.

  • The Fedora Fic
    143K 3.2K 8

    I blame CrankThatFrank for this.

  • Bob Duncan and Donald Trump
    141K 5.5K 31

    this is trash idek why u would waste ur time reading this

  • Trumperica
    44.7K 3.3K 32

    Trump haters, hop aboard! This is our, albeit SLIGHTLY exaggerated, prediction of America's future. When Trump takes control of America, establishing his tyrannous rule over the country, five close high school friends are forced apart by the new rigid class system of Circles. Maddie is a prodigy, chosen for the high...

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  • I Hate Donald Trump
    472K 38.4K 177

    This is a book where I speak shit about Donald Trump. :))))) PLEASE IF YOU GET OFFENDED REALLY EASILY DON NOT READ THIS BOOK:) THIS BOOK IS JUST A BUNCH OF WEAK MEMES AND BC I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT POLITICS I HAVE NO REAL REASONS TO HATE TRUMP IM JUST AN IDIOT WHO WANTS ATTENTION. NO BUTT HURT COMMENTS. #43 In humor...

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  • The Pat Fic
    7.7K 661 1

    Patrick hates being called Pat. Somebody calls him Pat. Somebody is taught a lesson in the worst kind of way. (THIS IS A JOKE OMG)

  • the saint fic
    1.4K 140 1

    pete wentz had a tiny child named saint, but so did kanye. who shall win the dad war?

  • Meant to Bee (Tyler JosephxBarry Bee)
    42.7K 2.3K 13

    Everything was going great for singer Tyler Joseph, until unexpected love tumbled-or buzzed-into his life, and in the form of a handsome blue-eyed bee. His world collapses around him as his Beeterophobic best friend Josh Dun turns his back on him, and he is forced to chose between his beloved wife, or the bee that ha...

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  • FABULOUS { MCR CRACK FIC }
    14.7K 1K 9

    the crackiest crack fic that ever cracked A bunch of fabulous homos and whore school

  • Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy
    2.2M 55.9K 8

    He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...

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  • Just call me daddy (Donald trump X shrek a true love story)
    487K 9.6K 53

    The love story of Donald trump and Shrek

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  • Harry Potter//fob,p!atd,mcr,green day+
    867 57 4

    ((yeah i didnt make the title picture so credit to whoever made it - which was not me)) this is a crack fic with harry potter, fall out boy, green day, panic! at the disco, and my chemical romance; other band members may appear tho idk

  • Building Our Love (Donald Trump x Bob The Builder)
    69.5K 2.1K 4

    In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

  • Together Forever (Shrek x Pepe)
    10.8K 529 1

    Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

  • Pepe the frog x Donald trump
    64.3K 2.3K 18

    They meet each other and they love each other

  • Love at first sight (Dr. Phil x Shrek)
    20.9K 222 6

    What happens when Shrek and Dr. Phil meet at a bar? ;)

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  • Peeling the Layers
    508 15 11

    Shrek, a confused ogre, who leaves his wife to discover his inner-self. On his quest, he meets a man. Dr. Phil.