A Mad Scientist And His Assistant (Stobotnik One-Shots)

There are fluff one-shots, angst one-shots, but no way in hell are you getting smut here fam.

The Stone Age [Stobotnik Oneshots]

A collection of Stobotnik one-shots.

Smoke Break

Mr Puzzles goes outside for a cigarette. Mario joins him and the two of them have a heart to heart.

Love is not a foreign language

Every night, Mario whispers sweet nothings to Mr Puzzles as they cuddle up together in bed. The thing is, he strictly says it all in Italian, leaving Mr Puzzles curious as to what his boyfriend is saying to him. So, he decides to learn Italian to understand Mario's bedtime talk.

A fair trade

Mr Puzzles is tense. His super variety gameshow hasn't been going as planned at all thanks to a certain fat Italian. So you can imagine his shock when during commercial break, said Italian approaches him with a less than savoury offer. What's stranger is that he actually is CONSIDERING it!!

Take a dip

SMG4 is hosting a super awesome pool party at the castle and everyone is invited!! Mario figures this would be a great opportunity to try and get closer to Mr Puzzles after realising his feelings for the TV man. Only thing is, Mr Puzzles isn't exactly Mr Popular when it comes to the SMG4 crew. Puzzles also isn't enti...

Don't Miss!

[THIS FANFIC IS A JOKE PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY] Trump is in the middle of a speech and SMG3 and SMG4 has one chance to shoot him. Will they do it?

Mario and Mr Puzzles go shopping for a new TV

Mario keeps pestering Mr Puzzles to watch TV whilst he's trying to work. Annoyed by this, Mr Puzzles offers to buy Mario a new TV so that he why have to keep borrowing his boyfriend's head.

Even when sleeping, you can't help but be adorable...

Mario spends a lot of time watching TV. However, when he falls asleep, what he doesn't see is that his TV is watching him.

The life we could have - SMG34

After SMG4's guardian pod gets a virus, he is somehow transported to a reality where he and SMG3 are... dating?! That can't be right! They're ex-rivals! There is not a single reality where they are together!! Right? Inspired by an Erasermic fic I read a few years ago

Star of the show (Marware)

Mr Puzzles' producers are concerned that his "Star" is causing more trouble than he's worth. Mr Puzzles severely disagrees.

The antenna are sensitive... (Marware)

Mr Puzzles and Mario are hanging out and Mario decided to start meddling with the features on Mr Puzzles' head. He ends up discovering something pretty interesting. *Smut*

A different type of training (SMG34)

Whilst trying to train their meme guardian powers, 3 and 4 get into a heated argument which results in 3 being pinned to the ground by 4. Hate fucking ensues. Takes place during Genesis arc!

SMG4's birthday

It's SMG4's birthday and his friends decided to throw him a party!! But for some reason, SMG3 is acting strange... Just a short one shot since it's Luke's birthday!! Contains SMG34!!!

My dear cowboy (SMG34)

SMG4 decides to try and get a little late night shooting practice in one night. He is unexpectedly joined by SMG3 One shot set during Western Spaghetti because there aren't any cowboy fics of them!!!

Double date with the enemy

SMG3 finally works up the courage to ask out SMG4 on a date!!! But things take a turn when a certain spaghetti loving SMG34 shipper finds out about their date and insists they make it a double date. But who could Mario convince to be his date so that he can spy on the two SMGs?? Part 1 of the pining Mario series

SMG4 and Mary Jane: Encounters of the Medicinal Kind

One-shots (and possible multichapters) of the SMG4 gang getting high bc, after all the bullshit they've been through, they deserve something relaxing.

Road to Recovery

After the events of PUZZLEVISION, SMG3 & SMG4 share a moment. MAY CONTAIN LIGHT TO MEDIUM SPOILERS FOR SMG4 MOVIE: PUZZLEVISION, SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SMG34 Drabbles and Snippets

Literally what the title says. Contains canon-typical violence, uh TV Adware is in this being a butt, the gays are fighting, uh tentacle(not kinky though). I may not update this as much, but we shall see...

Everything Stays Right Where You Left It (ONESHOT)

How I believe SMG4 found Beeg SMG4 and adopted him (Takes place in the episode "Let's Go Visit Peach!")

Give me the shivers

SMG4 gets a surprise visitor during the night Three/Four fic

It'll be perfect after all

SMG3 has a confession to make Three/Four fic

WOTFI 2023 SMG34 Oneshots

Just some oneshots based on WOTFI 2023 (and what i wanted to happen 😭) GAY PEOPLE IN SUITS YAYYY (I MADE EVERY COVER IMAGE)

~Balloon Life~ *An SMG34 AU*

Welcome to the idea, that two Meme guardians, in a universe far away, could've had a different life...a one where in stead of coming from USB's They came from a small town, from a small house, and had a small story. A Small Story...that just happened to be a romance.

SMG34 One-Shots (Requests Open)

A bunch of SMG34 one-shots I plan on writing. Feel free to submit your ideas for a one-shot in the comments of the chapters below and I will give credit for your idea in said chapter.

Nightmares? (SMG34)

story for my pookie wookie bear with cherries on top 😇😇

Talk To Me

Æ I haven't uploaded in ages So This was a random spike of motivation This was made thanks to a TikTok :>

maybe we'll be okay (SMG34)

basically an SMG34 fic where 4 self sacrifices oh they also kiss

The Confession

Smg4 has been trying to confess his feelings to Smg3 for a while now. Can Mario and friends help, or will there be heartbreak?