Comebacks and Insults

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

MOB

What if the Dursley family cared for Harry? What would happen if Vernon was in the MOB

take my hoodie ✓

"keep it. keep the hoodie." "i can't-" "or i'll follow you home and wait outside until you take it." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ harry potter has been struggling for his entire life. he's gone through a lot for someone so young. and he doesn't tell anyone about it. to everyone, he's just quiet and only has a few fr...

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕺𝖋 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖍 [√]

Harry finds out the harsh truth about the people he trusted and turns to the people he once thought he couldn't. ### I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER OR THE COVER PHOTO###

𝕴𝖓 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖓𝖉 [√]

Severus and Lucius are in love and dating. Harry is Severus' mate. Harry doesn't want to break up the couple, so he hides the fact that he's Severus's mate and lets them stay together without him. ###I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER OR THE COVER PHOTI###

𝕶𝖚𝖓𝖔 𝕽𝖎𝖉𝖉𝖑𝖊 [√]

Who is Kuno Riddle? Read to find out. ### I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER OR THE COVER PHOTO###

𝓐 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝔂 [√]

After Harry won the Triwizard Tournament, everything changed for him. Everyone thought he was lying about Voldemorte's return, and a few people also blamed him for Cedric's death. Ron was still mad at him for 'sneaking' his name into the Goblet, and Hermoine was just annoyed he got to skip a few classes with the other...

The Scorned Savior (Harry Potter and the Addams Family)

In the summer of 1994 Harry Potters horrid Muggle family was tired of the constant battle every summer so the sent him away to a summer camp. They did not expect someone as twisted and sadistic as Harry to appear. 14-year-old Wednesday Addams was just like Harry just as twisted and sadistic. From the moment Harry saw...

Finally Me

Harry was tired, tired of being a pawn, tired of being a Gryffindor, tired of being manipulated. He had enough of the Dursley's abuse, and was finally be his real self. He finds out he has been lied to all his life, and wants revenge. Watch out world because Harry is pissed and seeking redemption.

Snarry

After the war Harry got a letter from Professor McGonagall that Severus Snape was alive. Harry went to watch over the man while he recovered and they got close. After his break up with Ginny Harry got a job as the Flying instructor at Hogwarts. Lots of spelling errors. Sorry

The Matriarch: a Ciel X Sebastian

AU: Modern, Ciel is kidnapped by cannibals in the woods. We all fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time. While on a road trip the Phantomhives' car brakes down in the middle of the woods. Vincent decides to send Ciel ahead to get help from the nearest town. What they don't know is that...

{On Hiatus} If The Shoe Fits: a Ciel X Sebastian

AU: Cinderella if she joined her stepfamily in their cruelty. Together we will work hard to be lovely young ladies. After the death of his stepfather, Ciel's stepmother, Angela, remarries to a mysterious Duke called Sebastian Michaelis. His new stepfather is kind but rather distant and his new stepsisters, Elizabeth a...

| SERENITY |

◇ Word Count: 85k ◇ ● Harry's mostly normal life was flipped upside down when, on the morning of his 17th birthday, he woke up with the wings of a fairy, and a carpet of moss covering the floor of his room. Strange, but not the oddest thing to wake up to. Thrust unexpectedly into a world of humanoid beings he knew nex...

Bow Down ( Tomarry)

They are kind , They are caring , They are joyful , but never take them for granted . They will kill you without a thought if they smell betrayal . The Princess is manipulative and the most skilled . The King knows all types of magic especially dark , he takes pride in teaching his children. The Hunter throws a mean...

A B C, 1 2 3

Little Draco got his hands on Floo powder and tries to follow his Dad to his work at the Ministry, but he says it wrong! Where does the nine year old end up and who is this drop dead gorgeous potion master named Harry Minitree? ... is Snape blushing?

Veelas and Mates(Slow Updates)

The Malfoys are a family of repressed veelas and it has come time for Draco to find his mate. Harry discovers something hidden from him for years and new family. ∆∆∆ Welcome to my side of the PW-Potterverse. Some of these characters were created by the lovely @WendyNoire and you will also frequently see mention of the...

Blood Bonds

18 lonely years Severus has been without his vampiric mate. Now, another has come into his inheritance... Disclaimer* STORY WAS NOT WRITTEN BY ME

This Is Me (DRARRY) {UNDER EDITING}

I suck at descriptions.

Harry Potter

These are completed Harry Potter FanFictions, for those that like to read Harry Potter but don't like to search for them. I hope you guys like my work and like the FanFictions in them. Don't forget to comment and vote on wish of the FanFictions was your favorite. ‼️Disclaimer‼️: I don't own NOR did I help in the cre...

Drarry Oneshots

Original Drarry one-shots written by yours truly MAJOR WARNING: there are stories that involve sex, suicide, murder, and other mature themes! I don't put trigger warnings in the beginning of my chapters, but I'm warning you here. If you are easily triggered by sensitive content, please do not read! Your mental healt...

Drarry Oneshots 2

You probably came here from the original Drarry Oneshots, so you already know what's up Original Drarry one-shots written by yours truly MAJOR WARNING: there are stories that involve sex, suicide, murder, and other mature themes! I don't put trigger warnings in the beginning of my chapters, but I'm warning you here. I...

Jegulus oneshots

You read the title. What could you possibly want from me now? Just read the damn book

Radix Acclaro

Harry and Hermione get lost in the Dark Forest. What happens when a botched rescue attempt and a miscast spell awaken something ancient inside of them?

The New Royals

A young Harry Potter went out one day to get away from the Dursleys. when he reached the park at the end of his block he went to a swing. What will he do when he hears a hiss-like voices in the bushes. What happens when the snake he finds happens to be Nagini, voldermorts horcuax. What will harry do when he finds out...

Oblivious | jeverus

Severus has hanahaki. He has the worst luck in the world. He knows. A mythical ancient disease from a far away land traveled all this way just to torment his poor lungs. Hes been in the hospital for months, getting homework and tutoring lessons once a week. It wasnt always this bad. And maybe it would be just a litt...

The Water and The Sky (Permanent Hiatus)

Draco is a veela whom, with every step he takes is in pain without his mate. He doesn't even know who his mate is. Harry is a mess. Then again who wouldn't be when you find out that, surprise! You're half fucking siren. Draco is a creature of the sky, Harry is a creature of the water. Trying to figure that out is goin...

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐃

── ( 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐃 ) ⋆·˚ ༘ * ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝐀 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲ㅤㅤ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ in which harry potter goes through an early creature inheritance and ends up meeting the loves of his life. 𖥻 | ❝ 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐱 𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐱 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐨. © 𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐫𝐢 apr. 22' hp...

Once lost Now found

Tom A.KA Lord Voldemort lost his husband and son to Albus Dumbledore kidnap them from their home. After a year of looking for them everywhere. Finally, his lady and their heir have returned to him, but at what cost did he pay to find the people he loved the most. Co-Author @MugglefiedMalfoy

My Omega (Completed)

Harry's eighth year is here. He won the war and now is the time that he finds out his ranking. Everyone is positive he'll be an alpha, but Harry knows better. He is submissive in every way, but he hides it. He can't wait to find his alpha. Book 1 of the Omega series