These are not made by me. All rights go to the people who made them. I just stumbled upon these on the internet. **WARNING: some texts may include rude language or sexual content that some may find offensive. if you find these offensive dont read it.**
There is a war coming. A war that has been unresolved for years and has finally gotten pushed to its breaking point... Roblox is back to conquer Minecraft. It's been 8 years since the last fight, and that didn't end up well. Minecraft barely won and sent Roblox running back to its game in a hurry. Now that Minecraft...
A girl, Mya spawns in a world made of blocks. She must survive and run from zombies, skeletons, and giant spiders! One day on a hunt for food, she comes across a new companion. An original story.
Santana, Santos, Jaylen, Cory, Daniel, and Lucas finally made it to Canada where they find the safe camp they heard so much about. When they get there things seem normal, well as normal as they could be in this situation. Soon after getting there thing start to heat up between Terri and Santana, and not in a good way...
Nine months on your own with only blood thirsty zombies for company can really mess a person up. May might be back in society but she's anything but at ease. If those months of solitude taught her anything, it's to never let your guard down. She's not about to believe that the infections truly gone forever. And she's...
the title says it all so just read me i know you'll like no ♥ me We've got ratchet jokes, spicy jokes, racist jokes, jokes that will make you choke, sexy jokes orblonde jokes? My nigger we've got them all!!
"He seemed so normal on minecraft. He just said he wanted to meet me in person after we had been talking for ages. I agreed and that's where it went all wrong." Ophelia Summers is a normal girl living a normal life in a normal town blah blah blah. It all pretty normal. Then one day her parents finally agree to get her...
We've got raunchy jokes, spicy jokes, racist jokes, jokes that might wanna make you choke. Sexy jokes or scary jokes? My nigga, we've got all of those!
Everyone always knew Minecraft was home to the well-known Steve. But one day, Steve was wiped out and replaced with his brother, Herobrine. 13 year old Steve is recieving dreams that he knows means something, but he does not know what or why. As Steve discovers more about his past, Herobrine is plotting to stop him.
Sequel to Hilarious Facebook Statuses! :D These are some of the Teenager Posts found at //teenagerpost.tumblr.com! There are so many that you are able to relate to, and I want to know which ones you believe are the best. Continuing with the idea of Hilarious Facebook Statuses, I want you to vote, and then comment for...
After curing the zombie population the gang looks to rebuild civilization. Tim is the president and all is going well... until outsiders threaten all they've worked for.
A boy named Alex loves Minecraft! He wishes it was real. The next morning his wish comes true! Go through (?) chapters of adventure in MINECRAFT!
The creeper king has captured me and held me captive let me out I scream let me out, let me out .You two over their shut this guy up he is giving me a huge headache .You know what put hem in the food of the ender dragon. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Why must you do this to me I had a butiful life ahead of me as...
Hilarious Dirty jokes will send you laughing. If you don't like sexual related jokes, then don't read this.
Arizona Afterwards is a novel of survival. Of love and pain and struggle. And Zombies.
"It was Hell's kitchen. On the dirty checker floors, was blood. Red mush stained over almost the entire floor. And I see Mommy's body lying there motionless, surrounded by gross, rotten inhumane-like things. They were tearing her apart, eating her flesh, guts and any other remaining traces of meat left with their long...
Imagine your daughter, Sierra, wanted to fight off the dragon of doom, the Enderdragon. Well, Steve is having that going on. Knowing how good she is at archery, he allows her to fight. But after two months, Steve gets worried. Will Steve ever see his daughter again? Will the Enderdragon die and Sierra save the world...
[most read action book of 2013] Meet Gregor, the one who will bring peace to all of Minecraft and change the fate of all who live in it. First book of the Minecraft Trilogy
:) This book is filled with the most stupid but smart jokes, puns, brain teasers and many more so if you're into stuff like that you're very likely to love this book!!! ;) :D
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*CHRISTMAS SPECIAL* One clear night, Collin wishes upon a shooting star... and now he's trapped in the world of Minecraft. With no knowledge on getting out, he and his friend must survive the hazardous, blocky terrain while not being killed by countless of aggressive mobs. Together, they must work together to locate t...
A teen walks up in a new world a new place. Minecraft he must adapt to the new world and fight off the dangers of the night.
