the ripper || irwin
"Well, Miss Alice, Haven't you ever heard of Jack the Ripper?"
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He just stood there staring at me. "Can I help you?" I asked gaining some confidence. "Yeah. You can start by sorting out these files, contacting these people, and getting me a coffee." He said dropping several folders on my desk. He started to walk out the door when I spoke again. "Who do you think you are?" I as...
"Calum, why is everyone in this town so afraid of you?" [this isn't scary i promise]