Smashy Glarse's Ass-OrtMent Of How To Write Funny Stories and Tales

a great way to learn how to write hilarious tales, for everyone to laugh about.

Peter Jonson,the Man Who Ruined My Life

Then sad tale of a ruthless killer with nothing to stand in his way, "Amazing work of art, newburry intended"-New York Times "What the hell, I'm not saying anything for this piece of crap, I did the last one!"-Billy Corgan,(Full Time DICK) "I cried my eyes out at the sight of this work of art"-TIME magazine

Read this book part 2

Jonas is back in the sequel to the #1 (most unread) eBook in America! If you haven't read the 'Read This Book' Series, you are going straight to hell!

Read this book part 1

An adventure of a crazy, guitar singer (played by Rivers Cuomo) and his pet rock psychologist extremely loosely based on the lyrics of alternative rock group Weezer's lyrics. Our hero goes on a life changing adventure to save a little girl (Ballee Madison) from a crazy sociopath (Jennifer Aniston) but on the way, will...

The Cool Nerd

A nerd, a player, a kiss and a love letter; it all started with loving gestures, but will it end in one?

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Jonas is back in an all new adventure! Join Jonas, a psychologically messed up guitarist and his pet rock on a quest to hunt down a sociopath who kidnapped a random girl! Critics are calling it "Amazing!" -New york times "Incredibly original!" -Horn Book "The greatest book since Part 2 of this same series!" -Time Magi...