❝ ━ 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 so bad, you might as well suck my ####### #### ❞ ( 𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗘 𝗫 𝗙𝗘𝗠! 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗥 ) ━━━━ 06. ෆ in which .. scaramouche gets forced to play a stupid roblox game with his friends, and ends up arguing with a person that plays old games...
❝ CLEANING THE HOUSE IS NOT 'MALEWIFE BEHAVIOUR', IT'S CALLED BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT. ❞ ━━━ al-haitham's friends scribble his phone number in one of the stalls of the girls' washroom, and he ends up getting a message at 3 am. [ al-haitham x fem!reader ] [ college au ] [ chatfic/textfic ]