dickaphobia ➲ c.h

dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

LUKE 101 ✈ f.s

❝I will make you seeee all of the things that you can beee! Believe in yourself and come follow meee!❞ ❝Yo blondie, stop singing.❞ _______ [5sos ff version of Zoey 101] © property of royalmukes 2k15. all rights reserved.

✔ DRUNK words, SOBER thoughts ✖ hemmings au

Luke's ass sits on a throne at the top of the social chain, but with popularity comes limitations. Don't do this; don't do that; you like which movie? As Luke loses sight of who he is, Ari Quiroz steps into his life. Spunky and loudmouthed, the fearless Filipino teen inadvertently shows Luke what it's like to live lif...

7-Eleven [Lashton AU]

Ashton Irwin is a master of thievery. He steals from general stores, food markets, jewelry shops, museums, and people's homes. Never once did he get caught nor did anyone find out his identity. He loves being a thief. Stealing is his addiction, and he has no intention on curing it. However, there is one place and one...

lewk's diry

deare diry, 2day me mum wooped me bum bc i tryd 2 smoked da mareewana gretetee swig biotch sry mum luv lewk

smut :: luke hemmings

in which Luke Hemmings gets closer to a fan using smut. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

More than best friends/l.h./hun/

:)

Untouchable | Irwin [befejezett] |

Megpróbáltam megölni magam, de csak a testemet sikerült. A lelkem maradt. ///NEM VÁLLALOK FELELŐSSÉGET a történetben elhangzó trágár szavakért, a +16, esetleg +18-as részekért, vagy egyéb más, a nyugalmat megzavaró és érzelmeket felkavaró szituációkért! Az egész történet fikció, az én fantáziám szüleménye! A főszerepl...

Opposites

A lány virágkoronát visel. A fiú pedig bőrdzsekit. A lány Bastillet hallgat. A srác pedig Blink-182-t. A lány szeret füvön üldögélni. A szeret a füvön ülve dohányozni. A lány független. A srác pedig punk. A lány utálja őt. A srác is utálja.

Calum hood(5 seconds of summer)

Calum hood preferences and some other 5sos members are appear in the story

The Old Lady

Enter the house of horrors.

Can't Get Enough 5SOS Shit

This is the third book in the "5SOS Shit" series. Basically, this book has a bunch of 5SOS shit that the 5SOS Fam should know about because 5SOS is awesome. If you haven't checked out my first and second book, please do! Their full of 5SOS shizzeness! CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. 11/21...

Janoskian Preferences

made up preferences about the Janoskians :)

my four word hell // lashton

a story about ashton being in a mental hospital, and luke being not so nice to him about it. (each chapter is 4 words)

New Message | l.h |

Ismeretlen szám: Szia ;) Me: Öhm szia?

Why I Love 5SOS part 2!

Hey! this is BabyBlueEyedLukey.This is part two! New funny things will be included in dis book! I really need votes and comments! i love this family!

5sos Fandom! 2

This book is filled with random jokes and stuff related to 5sos. Also If you haven't read book 1 then READ IT because it's pretty hilarious.

Long Time No See

This story is about a girl named Bryn who had been in and out of foster care and knows nothing about her family even names or if she had siblings...... she stays happy and never shows that she feels like shes breaking down. what will happen o.o (If you dont like 5SOS then dont read it and if u dont u can wheck out my...

The 5sos Bible

Open the 5sos bible Credits to Tumblr :) [highest ranking Non-Fiction #12 / Fanfiction #18 / Random #3 ] [cover by me (-royal) so please DON'T copy it or i'll haunt you] ❌ NOT ACCEPTING TRANSLATION REQUESTS ANYMORE TY ❌

Heartbreak Girl (Ashton Irwin)

Just when you think everything is okay, it isn't.

hell feels like home // lashton

sequel to 'my four word hell' where luke is glad to be back at the asylum, and they throw him a curveball; ashton.

conversations | lashton

short dialogue between the two lovers and a bumpy road.

how to have sex with a rock star || lh

all she needed to do was complete the 8 steps that were scribbled onto the piece of notebook paper. how hard could it be?

Bully // l.h. // Book 1 of Bully Series

(I'm editing this. Slowly, but it's being edited)

daddy • l.h.

❝so Lia, do you have a boyfriend nowadays?❞ ❝actually yes❞ ❝what's his name?❞ ❝Luke; but I usually call him Daddy❞ ©Narry-My-Storan 2015 || Kay

kitten || muke au

luke is lonely, so he gets a human-cat hybrid named michael to keep him company.

Just friends, or not?

Dorothy Claim és Alex Devon régi jó barátok. Sok mindenen keresztül mentek már, de most vajon egy nem várt vallomás véget vet a kapcsolatuknak? Működhet egy barátság úgy, ha az egyik fél többet érez? Kövesd végig Alex és Dottie olykor vidám, máskor szomorú történetét, és add át magad a sztorinak. EmXx

Friend zone➳ c.h.

➫in love with someone who is a dickhead is really hard.

101 ways to get the girl ; ashton irwin

# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

kitten boy ♡ muke

♡ COMPLETED ♡ ♡ michael finds a cute blonde hybrid kitty abandoned in a dumpster ♡ © All Rights Reserved to Emma Evans (ridesluke) 2015 ♡ book one in the hybrid series ♡ cover made by ; rainylouis [lowercase intended]