The "best" roasts and comebacks for you and everybody to use! These comebacks aren't supposed to be used against race, culture, or religion in any type of way. Thank you for reading!
DISCLAIMER: All the characters not mine except the one who im going to add.All credits belongs to hasbro Humanized story. Another disclaimer: This is all fanon especially that one fanon ship i made. All Right reserved.Hasbro Fanart by: laochi777
All mainly focus on Rainbow Dash cuz she's best pony and I have a hard time making things interesting otherwise... Y' know, that selfishness CX These are also kinda bad; I'm not the best writer. Plus, I wrote all of this in my spare time, so yeah; they're bad... :)
Because of the great sportsmanship with the Wondercolts and Shadowbolts from the last Friendship Games; the students of Canterlot High have all been specially invited to attend the Crystal Fair. Of course, it will be in the form of a field trip this time. Taking place at Crystal Prep Academy, Starlight Glimmer and the...
Rainbow Dash finally got accepted into the Wonderbolts Academy. Only she was on their new Junior Team. Because she was a beginner, she would start off there and work her way up. And to help her on her journey is the one and only Soarin', who happens to be Co-Captain. As he gets to know Dash more, his crush on that pon...
The two students on Canterlot High likes competitions, bets and challenges. Both of them are really concered to winning. Who wins the bet to not fall in love first? - appledash fanfiction The universe and characters are not mine, credit goes to Hasbro. Also the fanart on the cover is not mine, credit to whoever made i...
the world of Equestria is at war. The Wonderbolts are an elite air force for Celestia and they have gathered forces with the griffins and the hippogriffs. they needed more foot soldiers, applejack a young but strong earth pony signed up ready to help. unknowingly Rainbow Dash and her Wonderbolts squadron are sharing a...
Applejack is a beautiful princess who is unhappy. She wants action in her life but no: She's a princess, she has to behave like a lady. But that's not what she wants. And soon she has to marry someone she doesn't love! But soon Captain Rainbow, a well known bad pirate, is kidnapping her. She meets new friends, new ene...
It's the year 1864. The year Canterlot welcome their new ruler, Princess Applejack. But the Princess wishes to live a different life, away from obnoxious royals so she decides to run away on the day of her coranation. She then meets a mystical creature that was supposed to be banished hundreds of years ago but what th...
"𝒀𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆." [COMPLETED] S U M M A R Y: Rarity is turning 13 and one question has been haunting her for a while. Is she really straight? Confused, she battles the rest of 7th grade with the same question - until something unexpected (well at least for her) happens. ~~ Book started: July...
Cover art by: @Appledash_ Applejack has liked Rainbow Dash for a while, and Rainbow has liked AJ too, but both were too shy to tell each other their true feelings. Until, one night... Additional tags: mlp fim, my little pony friendship is magic, rainbow dash, applejack, discord, Fluttershy, pinkie pie, cheese sandwich...
*VERY SEXUAL STORY THAT CONTAINS PROFANITY!* I have now made a book 3.....*sighs deeply* yes...the story CONTINUES TO GO ON, AND ON, AND ON, AND ON, AND ON, AND ON, AND ONNNNNN!! Rainbow is still adventuring through the journey of pregnancy, and when the babies are born, ohhhhhh boy.....time for more fuckin drama... ...
Part 1: Description Rainbow dash was known as the cool, awesome, fast and adventures pony. Ponies know that Rainbow Dash never liked SOMEPONY. Then one day Twilight was having a sleepover and she invited her best friends, something then pinkie and spike began to notice something strange about Rainbow Dash soon everyon...
Soarin : i look up to you all. FleetFoot : can you please sit down and say that again
[contains Sunlight, Flutterdash, Rarijack, Fluttercord, Appledash and more]
just some eg incorrect quotes c: ☆: 𝗍𝗁e fanart from the portrait it's not mine (credits to the artist)
SEXUAL STORY THAT CONTAINS PROFANITY! Welcome to the continued book of "Everybody Loves Skittles (TASTE THE DAMN RAINBOW)", a place for all MLP perverts. 😁 Because wattpadd decided to be a dick, I have to make a book 2 because the other one reached max chapters 🤣 Thus, we have this creation. The pool party continues...
*NOTE THAT THIS A SEXUAL STORY! LIKE, VERY SEXUAL!* Rainbow Dash is loved by alotta guys....alot...of...guys... Including Zephyr. He makes a deal with her, with something she wouldn't be able to refuse! But after she loses the bet, she is stuck with her punishment. However, some strange love blossoms between her and s...
"𝘠𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘧, 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘮𝘺 𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥" 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐧...
Applejack ran through the dark forest in hopes of finding her friend. She jumped over large tree roots that stuck out from underground, ducked under low branches, and avoided large boulders that were in her path. Then she came to an abrupt stop. Just twelve feet in front of her was her friend, Rainbow Dash, but someth...
"Maybe you should talk with her. You'll never know know if you don't try.." "She won't listen to me. She hates me. I don't want to be ignored, not again..!" Applejack ignores Rainbow Dash. They sort of had a fight but Rainbow Dash doesn't know what she did wrong. They are scared to talk each other. Will they be able t...
*Massive Spoiler Alert* unless you have read the first book in the series, I suggest you read that before even looking at the description of this book...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Book 1: Death's Cold Embrace (MLP Human Fanfic) Equestria has fallen into the hands of the masked murderer known as Gilda, who has killed many i...
Tirek was defeated, Discord was an ally, Queen Chrysalis banished, and King Sombra was dead...All seemed perfect in the land of Equestria...that is, until the people began to be murdered, The Mane 6 have faced all kinds of challanges, but are they prepared to embrace Death? (Preview) *Fluttershy's P.O.V* I stood in te...
*Warning, Book May Contain NSFW Themes!* This Includes: Masochistic Themes, Suicidal Themes, Depression Themes, AND HIGH MURDER THEMES, Reader Discretion Is Advised. The land of equestria is filled with wonder, and excitement ever since the defeat of Tirek...but not every wonderful land is without its dark secrets th...
life asked death "why do people love me, but hate you?" death replies "because you're a beautiful lie, and i'm the painful truth" All their pain, all their suffering, was all a dream, or was it?, rainbow thinks she's escaped death's clutches, but she's only entered back to her hellish nightmare, will she and the crew...
*WILL/DOES CONTAIN SEXUAL JOKES AND PROFANITY* Available Ships: AppleJack x Dirk Thistleweed Rainbow x Soarin Rainbow x Zephyr Rarity x Trendington (Human Trenderhoof) Sunset x Flash Twilight x Timber Pinkie x Cheese and Fluttershy is a lonely ass bitch. 😁
People who hide their feelings, usually care the most. -Sad AppleDash Story-
