Hisoka x Illumi Oneshots (Requests Open)

A book filled with hisollumi oneshots. 🖤 Requests to only be left on the respective chapter.

House Of Cards | Hisollumi ✓

"I envy you, Hisoka." The magician's eyes widened in shock. "I envy you so much. You get to go around and be with whoever you want, while I'm stuck here as an assassin. An assassin who can't experience emotions. An assassin who only lived to be one of his family's drones. But still, I somehow failed at what I was born...

Hisoka X Illumi Stories

I wouldn't expect the everyday life of two psychopathic cold blooded murderers to be different than mine, hell I'll be quite concerned if it was... this is moments and scenarios in the life of our favorite HxH murder couple WARNING: This is for fun Includes Hisoka i will update when i feel like none cannon i dont own...

The Joker's Assassin

After growing up in cold, unforgiving environments, Hisoka and Illumi cross paths. Both longing for something to make them feel warm.

Assassins Don't Need Friends ||Hisoka X Illumi||

After working together for years, Hisoka finally gained the trust of Illumi's father, Silva Zoldyck. Illumi moves in with Hisoka, and feelings soon start to emerge.

Hisoillu Oneshots

I held myself because you wouldn't. Angsty/Sad/Spicy •Cover art is not mine, but I edited it!•

You Belong To Me~ (Hisoillu)

(Complete) Nothin better than getting your lazy ass up and writing a story☕ I do not own any of the art and these characters do not belong to me. Credits to artist

hisoka x illumi [on the run]

the zoldyck family gets a client requesting for hisoka morrows death for x amount of money. illumi is then selected to kill hisoka to show dedication to his family. will he do it? 💦💦 smut/nsfw💦💦 💥💥angst💥💥 The first few chapter are total shit alright, I started this when I first began writing, I swear it gets b...

Lustful Cards and Needles of Darkness - Hisoillu Smut

A year after their marriage, the lustful Hisoka Morow and the mysterious Illumi Zoldyck are finally allowed a honeymoon from the strict Zoldyck parents, but under specific conditions. Since Hisoka is now married within the family, he now works with Illumi and the Zoldyck family business. They are given missions to com...

HisoIllu One-Shots

Just my little thoughts and drabbles, nothing much. Angst and soft boi hours are a reoccurring theme here. These are all separate works and don't bleed into each other. My writing is ass in this lmfao I've gotten so much better in the year I've been seriously writing, but I'm not taking this down because it has 3.1k...

Cards and Pins (Hisoka x Illumi) Lemon

Have an in-depth look of Hisoka's and Illumi's emotions throughout their relationship This story contains smut

Hisoka? (Hisoillu)

Illumi asks Hisoka a question about a "feeling" he's been having down between his legs. Hisoka does his best to answer that question for him through actions, rather than words. ♠️ [i don't own any of the art used]

And They Were Roommates [HisoIllu]

Fluffy University AU about Hisoka and Illumi slowly falling in love ❤ badly written NSFW chapters in between lmao [Cover is an Art piece I commissioned @andini_sasaki (IG) with]

I Can't Kill You... || {Hisoillu}

"I want to kill you.. I have to kill you.." The younger of the two stayed quiet for a moment "But I can't.." Hisoka gave Illumi his cute smile and lifted his hand to the others cheek cupping it in his hand. "It's alright darling.. this was going to happen sooner or later.." Illumi had more tears running down his face...