on temporizing || Dream SMP Timeloop Fic

Tommy and Dream are trapped in a time loop. What do they do? Mess with everyone else, of course. (Also known as: a Dream SMP timeloop crack fic. LOOPS ARE NOT WRITTEN IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.)

TommyInnit's unbeatable method of avoiding sudden death

"I uh," Tommy starts, not knowing how to break this to the hero lightly. He hates to be the bearer of bad news. "I think your powers are broken? It's not a bad thing of course, but like, I swear you tried to mind control me and it like, totally failed. Which is fine, honestly, don't feel insecure. Everyone's power sto...