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Chasing Suicide (BXB)

Jude's life goal was to make people happy. People...or a person. Anyone really. He valued happiness more than anything and wanted to be able to share that if it meant possibly making someone else happy. He finally got his chance, but with Aster, the unsocial 17 year old that everyone else thought wasn't worth their t...

Suicidal Tendencies (boyxboy)

When Avery Anderson wakes up in the hospital after yet another suicide attempt, he gets sent to a mental hospital where he meets a boy named Zander. Avery doesn't talk, but Zander is determined to actually have a converstion with him. Avery has plans that when he gets out of the hospital he's dying, without fail. But...

He's My Dork [boyxboy]

[Love Square Spin-Off] Openly gay Collie Archer has it rough. With few friends, homophobic parents, and a twin brother dating the guy he’s infatuated with, he’s going through a lot in his life. But Collie has been secretly talking to college boy, and slight dork, Misha Redner for a few weeks, finding himself becoming...

Closets Are For Clothes [boyxboy]

Maxwell Quincy is your average 16 year old. The only problem? Max is secretly gay and in love with his straight best friend Noah. Max must now struggle with his feelings for Noah as he desperately tries to keep being gay a secret. But when his secret gets out, Max's whole life is changed. Will Max ever be with Noah?

Stupid Little Blue Haired Boy (boyxboy)

Damian Owens refuses to take his medication. He consistently ditches therapy sessions, and won't speak a word to the living. Timothy Edward Richard McKinnon is your typical little fairy princess, sweet, innocent and an open heart full of love. He's the kind of kid who refuses to leave anyone behind, no matter how f...

The Best Dictionary Ever

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Jokes

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1000 Funny Jokes {part 3}

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The VIP (18+ Only) [COMPLETED] [Winner of a Wattys 2014 Instant Addiction Award]

[This is a spin-off of The DILF but can be read as a stand-alone] [The story you are about to read is intended for readers age 18+ due to its sexual content and language. It may not be appropriate for all audiences. Please read at your own discretion.] There was nothing Ophelia wanted better than to gouge Nikolai's l...

Dancing with the Devil

*** Ansel Adams, or Ance as those he knows tend to call him, is a bad man though he didn't consider that to be his fault. His father had been a bad man, his grandfather had been a bad man--hell as far as Ance knew he came from a long line of men were just a bitten rotten down at their core. Everyone that knew Ance kne...

Teenage Posts

Born for Royalty

He was a prince. She was a guard. When Isandra's past catches up with her, her job of protecting the royals gets harder and protecting herself in the process was near impossible. Her duty was to him and the throne he would be sitting on, but things get a bit out of hand when she gets assigned to be a royal guard. Men...

Invisible

Olivia's best friend is not imaginary. He’s not a ghost, either. And she's pretty sure he's not a hallucination. He’s just Mason. He is, however, invisible. When Olivia spotted the crying little boy on her front porch at five years old, she had no idea she was the only one who could see him. Twelve years later when...

Nerd in Disguise: Blood Bound

As the only daughter to one of the most powerful Mafia families, Shay has sought to figure out her own path despite the overbearing pressures from her Family. After a family dispute leads to Shay and her mother to go into hiding, Shay attends Elite academy--her own perfect Hell. With an incredibly awful (or ingenious)...

Bye, Bye Virginity

*WARNING: Written in 2008, some content may be offensive* Stasee is your typical shy, quiet teenage girl until the night her brother's best friend Damen Hurtz decides to finally acknowledge her existence. In a desperate attempt to gain his acceptance she allows him to take the one thing every girl values most...her...

depressed texting » larry [FINISHED]

in which harry is depressed and louis tries to cheer him up. © All Rights Reserved.

Bloody Mate

"Now you listen, little red. You are mine. You belong to me! You are not leaving my side. I have waited too long for you and now that I have you, I'm not letting you slip through my fingers. Understood?" He growled. I smirked. "Over my undead body." *Currently Editing*

Top and Tail [boyxboy] [slash]

Forced to share his bed with an attractive stranger, Ash Jamieson suddenly finds himself confronted with feelings he thought he'd repressed. ***** Riddled with adolescent angst, lavished with profanity, and adorned with more cheese than your favouri...

But who would love a girl who cuts herself

A story about a girl I no longer know, she's in my past, and she's staying there. I'm no pro, but everyone I have read this book tells me it gives them goosebumps. Please no hate❤️

What is Wrong With Being Gay?

yes im fine

fine can mean alot

::The Depression::

This is the writing of a teen that has completely screwed everything up, a worthless, unforgiving teen.

Behind Her Silent Eyes (Insights/Poems)

The girl in the front row of every class, the one with all the answers but never says the words, unspoken almost completely silent. Scared to say what her heart desires, pretty smile, that hides many truths and many lies. Words unspoken buried deep inside. One place her voice is heard, a journal she turns to, with wor...

Jinxed

I stand in pure silence. Just to gaze for so long at a part of you that you'll never get back. Do you even know how much it hurts? Do you?!

These scars remind us that the past is real...

These are just some random stuff that I will write. Most of it will be about how I've been feeling lately and if you can relate to these cool beans if not no hate please because I don't think I can take the pain for much longer...I'll be writing until my senior year of high school. I started this book my freshman year...

Last Words

Poems. Death, suicide, depression, cutting, sadness, loneliness, bullying, hope, religion, love, tears, pain, joy, and more. Read if you want poems and maybe a few one-shots too. But if you want everything to have perfect rhymes, sorry. Look somewhere else. #1 in Poetry on 2/15/2015 <3

Short Stories and One-shots!

Short stories I wrote.

Daughter 4254

Daughter4254 used to think life in a community where art, music and names are outlawed would suffocate her creative spirit. Now that she’s rotting in a prison cell, she’s not sure her dying mother made the right choice when she entrusted her with the secrets of rebellion. Prison has given her plenty of time to relive...