Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Dear LoveBug (PUBLISHED)

Aragon Series #4 : This is the story about the Aragon's next generation. Humandang makisabay sa mga pangyayari sa buhay ng New Batch as they ride the wave of life.

Montello High: School of Gangsters

What's a reckless transferee with a feisty attitude got to do when her new school puts the lives of its students in danger? According to Summer Leondale...try and save it, of course. *** Used to being the new girl, Summer Leondale thinks nothing of staying long in her new school Montello High before she gets kicked ou...

BOOK1: Accidentally In love With A Gangster [Published under Pop Fiction]

Now published under Pop Fiction, an imprint of Summit Books. P195, Taglish Part 1 Theirs is a story that started all wrong. Naglayas si Gail sa bahay nila sa Manila, looking forward to spending the best summer of her life in the quiet town of Sitio Maligaya. Ang hindi niya alam, gang leader Kurt agreed to a mission na...

The Break Up Planner (Published Under Pop Fiction)

"Break na 'yan sa Sabado!"

Deal Breaker (Published under Pop Fiction, Summit Publishing)

Princess Nicole "Nick" Madrigal wants nothing more than to regain the independence that she lost noong nalaman niyang siya ang long-lost heiress ng isa sa mga pinakamayamang negosyante sa bansa. Simua noong natagpuan siya ng tunay niyang pamilya, puro gulo na lang ang nangyayari sa dating tahimik at simpleng buhay ni...

A Brother's Love (Revised)

Mahirap magmahal dahil sabi nga nila, ito ay komplikado pero paano pa kaya kung sa sarili mong kapatid ka umibig?

Mapapansin Kaya (Alegria Boys #2) (Published under Pop Fiction, and MPress)

Ilang beses ba nating tinanong ang sarili natin kung mapapansin ba tayo ng mga taong mahal natin? Ilang beses ka ba magtatanong sa buong buhay mo? At ano sa tingin mo ang magiging sagot? "Mapapansin kaya ako? Ang pag-ibig ko? Ang katauhan ko? Mapapansin Kaya?" Paano kung hindi? Paano kung oo? Magkaiba ba ang gagawin m...

Avah Maldita (Aarte pa?) - Book Version

Avah Chen is my name and hating is my game. Loved by no one, hated by everyone. Half-Chinese. Pure-Maldita.

Hell University (wattys2017) Participant

Hell University, A Bloody, and shitty school. Everything is mysterious... Blood is everywhere.... Mysterious students hide... Where Lies and Secrets lie... Must shut your're mouth to everyone... Where demons and monsters hide thereselves...

Every Beast Needs A Beauty (GLS#1)(Published under Pop Fiction, and MPress)

Bata pa lang ay namulat na si Sunny na tatlong bagay lang ang kailangan niya sa buhay: bahay, pera, at pamilya. Namuhay siyang mahirap sa loob ng labing siyam na taon at ngayong bente na siya ay hindi iyon nagbago. Ang tanging nag bago lang siguro sa kanya ngayon ay ang pagkawala ng kanyang katuwang sa buhay: ang kany...

Project LOKI ①

Join Lorelei and Loki as they unravel the threads of mystery, unveil the masks of evil intentions and put together the pieces of the puzzle in their adventures. Looking for VOLUME 2? Read it here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/220978938-project-loki-volume-2 Looking for VOLUME 3? Read it here: https://www.wattpad...

Just Here ( Under Revision )

This story is currently being revised!! "you were the one who walked away, and I was 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚."

The Bad Boy's Heart (Bad Boy Series #2)

*SEQUEL to The Bad Boy's Girl' and cannot be read as a stand-alone. Tessa O'Connell is a girl as in love as possible. Her goal for her freshman year of college is live wholly and love deeply, a task made easy by the spectacular man whose name reminds her of ice-cream and who supplies her endlessly with Kit- Kats. But...

Dating Alys Perez (PUBLISHED)

(Seducing Drake Palma Book 2) "Hindi na ako magpapadala sa 'yo, Drake. You're just going to make me fall then smash me into pieces once again." It's been four years since Alys graduated from St. Claire's High. And by now, naka-move-on na siya mula sa first serious relationship niya no'ng high school. She now has a ma...

Aragon Empire : deja vu

Aragon Series #5: The Aragon Goddess and Aragon Princess Story. EVERYTHING WILL REPEAT.

Moving Into My Ex's House

Georgina is homeless and broke, and her ex-boyfriend came to her rescue by letting her temporarily stay in his house. But with the two of them living together, how big is the chance that their old flame will be rekindled? *** After being thrown out of her apartment, Georgina has nowhere else to go. Her dwindling optio...

Mr. Maniac meets Ms. Pervert (PUBLISHED)

Aragon Series #2 : What will happen if Mr. Maniac John Dale Aragon meets Ms. Pervert Natasha Feddiengfield ?

Heartbreaker's Tears [COMPLETED]

Babaerong gwapo at mayaman, ayan si Daniel Padilla, and SCU Campus King. Akala nya lahat makukuha nya sa kanyang charm pero nagkamali sya. Dahil isa sa mga teachers nya ay binalak syang idrop. Dahil sa kagustuhan maka-graduate nakipag deal sya sa professor nya na maipapasa nya ang ang exam, how? Yun ang di nya alam. A...

Accidental Kiss with Sadist (On-hold)

Prince Perry hate all the girls in their school, sa sobrang gwapo kase neto, halos lahat ng babae sakanya nagkakagusto, ngunit walang makalapit na babae dito dahil pinapahiya nya lang at sinasaktan, isa syang Sadista, brutal, gago, masungit, suplado and also cold Pano kung may isang babaeng makakapag-pabago ng ugali n...