Sassy Comebacks!

Comebacks/Clapbacks/Retorts that you can throw back out to the haters and bullies. Possible profanity so reader discretion advised.

This Isn't Love! ((A Sekaiichi Hatsukoi Fanfic))

If someone breaks your heart once, can you ever truly let them in again? My name is Onodera Ritsu, and I, an editor for Marukawa Publishings, am being sexually harassed by none other than my boss, Takano Masamune, who happens to be the man that broke my heart into pieces ten years ago.Takano also seems to think tha...