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Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Shadows of the Undermined (Undecided)

Hold on with Me

Part of my first original story, please tell me what you think...

Pirates of the Caribbean: Barbossa and the King's Messenger (Book 1)

A 2014 WATTPAD FEATURED STORY. First her uncle betrayed her, then Hector Barbossa tried to kill her. Now Nina Bitter wants revenge on them both. Will Jack Sparrow help her put her plan to work? Can love conquer fear? And will she realise what, and who, she truly desires before it is too late? Fabulous cover image cour...

The Aspen Experiments

When seventeen year old Dara is accepted into an elite boarding school, her first weeks are ruined by a strange illness… Throwing up in front of your crush? More than once? Emphatically not fun. As Dara gets to know her school and the school’s creepy doctor, she begins to realize that she wasn’t recruited for her grad...

The Garden

It took a war between kings and countless bloodshed to build the Sanctuary, a new kingdom created by King Heidel meant to be as a refuge for the victims of war. It took five powerful guardians to continue his will years after his death. And the Garden, one of its provinces, has continued to be a sacred place for the i...

Sisters of Legacy: Book One

Melena De'Cruz is a sensational singer. Born with a magical gift that boosted her singing into the top charts in a day. But becoming famous has a price. Her past comes back to haunt her and her sisters. An accident almost killed her and critically injured her younger sister. Or was it on purpose? The danger comes to...

Turbulence

For millions of years, you hear about wars. But our war has been going on for billions of years. The fight between the Water and Fire Regions are dangerous. We will do whatever it takes to win. Hundreds of us died in battle. Now there's not a lot of us around any more, we hide ourselfs. We try to blend in with th...

Moonlight Series 1: Moonlight Crossing

Every child is born for a reason. For Sin DiCamillio it was to be a Queen. She was taken from her family the day she was born. The people who took her killed anyone who knew she existed. By people, I mean 'Royals'. A long existing family of vampires, whom predicted that in ten centuries a child would be born descenden...

"My Soul is Your's"

Sorry I accidentally rated it as (PG) when I ment to put it as (G) so please don't think of it as a (PG) story because it's not. The story mostly is about the life a young teenage girl who was abused by her family, and wants revenge on them. When she is thrown out of the house she stumbles into an old...

"Queen of Faith, Angel of Hope"

First of all I accidentally put it as (PG) and not as (G). I ment to put it as a General story but I wasn't thinking. In a fictional 19th century there lived a little girl named Elizabeth who was destined with a great gift. She loses both her memory and her family in one single day as a young girl...

"Raven"

Many centuries have gone by since the apocalypse had brought disaster to the world. The humans have gone to war with the creatures of earth but the dragons won't let that happen. This is a story about a young dragon named Raven who is on a quest to destroy every last human on the earth. Will he succeed or will his gre...

Glamour (Rae Wilder #1)

Book One: Rae Wilder has problems. Supernatural creatures swarm earth, and humanity is on the brink of extinction. Stalked by a handsome fairy who claims she is like him, demonkind, she thinks maybe it was a mistake breaking the rules by going over the Wall into demon territory. Plunged into a world of dark magics, fi...

Lightning Rider - Excerpt Only

Andie dies in a lightning strike and is miraculously healed and brought back to life. But now she’s sharing her body with an alien—the same alien who rode the lightning bolt that killed her. (Third place, Utah Romance Writers Heart of the West award, paranormal category; Highly Commended, RWNZ Clendon Award for full...

Thanatophobia (fear of dying)

I tried to control my breathing, so that the knife wouldn’t be dug further into my skin by the frantic movement of air into and out of my lungs. I looked up towards him. His eyes didn’t look angry; they looked sad. But my stomach churned at the determination behind the solemnity I saw there. The gray was unmistakably...

The Box

Liana is a girl that father died a year ago and is now a senior in a high school of music & art and preforming arts. The only way she holds her self from the pain of losing her father is by writing him letters of her life now and put them in a box but when she gets a mysterious letter trying to comfort her in the box...

Love me, Love me not

Fading Into Darkness [ON HOLD]

After disobeying their parents' rules and crashing a party, twin sisters Bella and Paige are sent to St. Forran's Boarding School, where they promise each other that they won't attract attention or cause trouble. However, things don't go as planned when one twin has mysterious fatal "accidents" and the other befriends...

Black Daylight

Maria Stowns, the average high school student, right? Wrong! When Maria gets a mysterious poison in her system she is put through extremes as she has to save her dragon's world. Lazuli, Maria's best friend and dragon, is the legendary Black Daylight, and it is their jobs to save the world from the evil Midnighters. Bu...

Savanna

When Selina Olson agrees to attend a party with her best friend, she doesn't really expect anything out of the ordinary to happen. She could've never even imagined that in the next morning, nine people from the party are announced missing, and she is one of them. But Selina was the only one who escaped. And what she w...