conjoined {} siamese!muke [cs]

"we are siamese if you please-" "shut the fuck up luke and itch my crotch." luke and michael are inseperable, literally. copyright; brighteyedirwin

dragqueens {} fivesauce

"We'll play like blink, but look like rupaul. There's no way we can't win." the story of four guys in a band who try to make it big as crossdressers in vegas. cover creds to @arcticpeters god bless brighteyedirwin; copyright

American Vacanza

a 3,000 mile car trip. a 4,500 mile flight. two feuding stepsisters. nobody said getting to italy (that is, without your rich parents' help) was easy. {formerly titled "hit the road" and under heavy editing}

slow

'we hooked up one time, it was kind of whatever' inspired by slow by halsey

heart out

“we're watching the television with no sound”

sunday || hemmings

"she played beautifully, but it wasn't the piano that i liked."

Phantasm || irwin

everything changed after the quinns moved to sydney. [ sequel to man in the mirror ].

saturday || hood

"and if you saw my love, you'd love her too."

madhouse • fivesauce

in which eight audacious and curious teenagers are trapped inside a sinister madhouse.

The Book Thief 》Hemmings A.U

❝The one thing I want in life and you're standing in the way of it.❝ I bark, running my shaking hands through my hair. ❝Are you sure you don't want something else?❝ He says quietly, keeping his gaze locked onto mine. ❝Like what, Luke?❝ My voice cracks from frustration and all I want to do is scream as he swallows t...

Homicide // l.h.

She tried to hide her emotions while he tried to show them; She was obsessed with town murders, and he was the town's murderer. Written by Skywatch and Hemnesia

Naked // a.i

The television show 'Naked and Afraid' is known for many things. It is known for throwing its contestants into the most exotic and dangerous locations in the world, for its ability to test its contestants survival skills to the max, and for scaring the contestants shitless, but it is NOT known for having its contestan...

neighbors

"Locked out again, dork?"

Saudade // c.h.

"A story in which a young girl who fears the world meets a young boy who fears loosing his world." 2013 © All rights reserved

blondie [muke af]

in a horizontal integration type of business, people like luke don't really belong. cross dressing twenty-nine year olds aren't supposed to watch their thirty-one year old CEO buy as many firms as he can simply to maximize everyone's profit.  but here luke is, in a dark blue skirt and grey top, dropping his commu...

faking it | cake | mashton

❝ this was supposed to be a dare--i wasn't supposed to fall in love. ❞

The Midnight Boys

They reminded me of Peter Pan's Lost Boys, wild and rebellious, but all grown up in a way that could only be described in one word: sexy.

left eye high || lh *rewriting in the future*

their imperfections were more than skin deep.

soldier | irwin

"I'll be back soon, I promise." © 2014 by bandkink. All rights reserved.

wattpad ➳ l.h. [completed]

❝the walls around her heart were like concrete, but even concrete has cracks.❞ ©Narry-My-Storan 2015 ||Kay

twitter dms - a.i.

in which a band member tries to get a fan's follow. warning: contains self harm, suicidal thoughts, depression, etc. read at your own risk.

block f ◆ luke hemmings

welcome to block f, a place where you can make a hole in your wall just by punching it. cover by @misfit_logan

Boy // n.h.

"I thought he was beautiful." short story #89 fan fiction #110

mulan || ch

the story of a girl with a dragon heart and the boy with a dragon tattoo [winter of the the 4 seasons of princess series]

the ripper || irwin

"Well, Miss Alice, Haven't you ever heard of Jack the Ripper?"

Dauntless || Harry Styles

Being the mentor of all the new initiates comes with its up's and down's

How I Met Your Mother // c.h

"Kids, I'm going to tell you a story. The story of How I Met Your Mother." Rankings: Humour: #915 [29.4.2014] - #488 [30.4.2014] - #402 [1.5.2014] - #288 [11.5.2014] - #283 [13.6.2014] FanFiction: #726 [30.4.2014] - #583 [1.5.2014] - #355 [11.5.2014] - #330 [13.6.2014] Cover by: @-mmxii

Her [HEMMINGS] EDITING

A story of a boy who can't help but fall for the girl who seems to always get into trouble.

The Heartbreak Chronicles

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Oliver, Alec, Xander, and JJ are just four regular guys. They're also members of the world famous boy band the Heartbreakers. This is their story.

Death Row // m.c

WARNING: this story will cause a lot of emotional pain [as I have been told] and i highly recommend you grabbing a box of tissues prior to continuing with this short story. Seriously though, I've said sorry so many times to people who have commented saying that this had made them cry, so I apologize now for any tearfu...