Funny Texts and Jokes

Just a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.

Beyblade Randomness

Practically incorrect quotes and situations I think happen off screen, don't ask why I did this because at the current moment my thought process is anything but normal. Also because I didn't want half of my one-shot to be incorrect quotes.

↚The Pig's Shadow | Dream x Reader | Slowburn ↛

If this pops up on your recommended, tell me :P Y/N is the adopted daughter of Technoblade. You and your adopted father travel together until you're 19, when you strike out on your own. You end up at L'manburg, hoping to buy supplies, but you end up getting soooo much more... Slowburn :) Realistic SMP This will have n...

Chat

I just want to make a chat and we can talk to each other.

LOTR MEME BOOK

Basically idk if dis is gonna work out but ANYWAY this is gonna be a lORd oF tHe rInGS meme book

Art Book (FINISHED)

✨Most of this book will be filled with either my art or my lover's art.✨

Funny texts

Unlimited funny jokes guaranteed to make your day! Credits to whoever made these jokes.

Book ideas and Poems

These are just some ideas I have for books, and because I have so many, I am putting them here. the fandom will be the title, and then the rest of the chapter will be the idea. Anyone can use these ideas and interpret them how they wish. Also the poems are just things I think of and want to post

Ertugrul texting

When you give the cast of Ertugrul phones. The idea came when I saw the picture that Noyan shares that start the whole thing in the first chapter. This is just a joke, please don't take it seriously! It is literally just to have a laugh at. I hope you enjoy this nonesense. The characters aren't mine, obviously.

(ON HOLD)Vacation In A Different Realm (Ninjago X Lego Monkey Kid Crossover)

Ninjago decided to take a vacation and ended up in the world of monkey kid, how will the gang take to ninjago gang and how will they get back to their world

Random Book of Scrap

Cuz I figured I should make one now~~

Original ninjago funny oneshots or incorrect quotes

funny ninjago stuff i think of

TO MY COUSIN FUTURE MANGO

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𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝘄𝗼 - 𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗷𝗮𝗴𝗼

Back again

𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗷𝗮𝗴𝗼 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗾𝘂𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀

Just some weird conversations the ninja have (Cover made by @fearlessxspinjistzu!!)

characters i made as a kid and now

these are alllllll of the characters i made as a kid and currently , ill even do character requests draw them for free and give them lore, ill even make original fandom characters of your choice , need a custom oc no problem jsut ask here!

Minecraft Memes for the Soul

Welcome to a world of funny memes... where Minecraft takes over. If you are looking for clean, cuss-free, strictly Minecraft memes, then you need not look further down. Prepare to do some ha-ha-ing... Prepare for adventure... Cuz YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!!

Sister | Minecraft Story | Rewriting!!

Nila is a young woman in her own little world, called minecraft. She knows nothing of how she got there or who brought her in this harmful world in the first place. But she knows that deep inside, that somewhere dark and cold will give her answers. What she doesn't know is that white sad eyes rest within the darkness...