Weezer kidnaps and fucking kills you

One day you wake up trapped in the back of the weezer tour mini van."What the actual fuck" you think to yourself,little do you know you're about to go on a mission of love,music,crime and affectionate cannibalism.(if you're actually reading this please comment something,it helps alot )

Rivers Cuomo abducts and tortures you

You are walking down a street and Rivers sees you, next thing you know your tied up in his basement and your being flogged! 🥰🥰