MISS PIGGY turns to MISS SEXY
I love him. He don't have any feeling for me. I know him. He don't know my existence. I stalk him. He don't mind me. He is a heartthrob, I'm not. He's hot, I'm oily. Marami kaming pagkaka-iba ng boyfriend ko sa mundong ilalim. I'm Lauren Lim. I can do all just to call his attention and be his girlfriend. The MISS...