Some die Some starve Some cry Most cut And they will be missed Some are alone Some are lost in a crowd Some yell out and moan Most do not voice their troubles aloud And they will be missed #1 Poetry #2 Random
5sos shiziness and all the random fangirling crapola PLEASE EXCUSE ANY FETUS SHIZ IN HERE BC I WROTE THIS A LONG TIME AGO ____________________ © royalmukes 2k14 [summer] highest ranking: Random #20 / Humor #83
I DO NOT OWN THIS I found it on tumblr and I thought "holy gee this is amazing I have to share it with the world" SO HERE YOU GO *I did make a few teensy changes though (There are a bunch of parts to this, and I will keep on adding them. So stay tuned my friends!)
So, to be honest this is really sick and twisted, or laid back things that make me laugh or I think that make me laugh. I am sadistic, and I am a very cold hearted person. Some of this will be A LOT of crude humor, as I have lots of it. ;) If you get offended easily though, I suggest you don't read..especially out lou...
WATTPAD ORIGINAL EDITION Seven letters, seven confessions, seven clues. Elliot Parker has what he needs to find out who killed his best friend... But is he hunting down the killer? Or is the killer hunting him? ***** When Colton Crest returns, unhar...
During Tyler's trip to Perth the Mellet's join forces with Troye and Tyler's Youtube friends to get them together. Will they succeed or will they make their unique relationship too awkward to bear? -No triggering content, just adorable fluff-
I'm sorry if this story is bothering you. But if it is, it's clearly not meant for you. "What's depression like?" A friend once asked. I didn't know what to say. Because when people ask you things like "What's wrong" and "How are you?" and "Can I help you?" I never know what to say. I end up lying. I end up answering...
Ryan, a 17 year old teenage girl is hired to work with Lou Teasdale. She's excited. She will be able to get intern hours and very little pay which will all make for a good resume. But what happens when she isn't what the 5 Seconds of Summer boys expected?
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nation...
*Disclaimer: Although what is included on these lists may sound fun, not all of the subjects within this book are appropriate for all, if any, conditions. This book is published for comedic purposes. Complete the actions on these lists AT YOUR OWN RISK. I am not responsible for ANYTHING that happens when you attempt t...
A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!
Adopted by Fall Out Boy. Maddie spends hours working on her music remixes every day. She got her laptop from a competition, because she cant afford it. Nobody can afford anything at the orphanage. What happens when someone visits to adopt someone? What happens when its Maddie being adopted? ------ Most of...
“I might believe you but that doesn’t mean I need anything to do with a mean person like you!” I yelled. “Mean person? Seriously, who taught you how to insult people? A goat?” He chuckled deeply. “No! I just don’t normally have to insult people!” “Am I your first?” He smirked at how erotic it sounded. ...