Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

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My Stolen First 7 Kisses

A story about a girl who captivated the souls of 7 handsome men and stole their hearts. Ji-eun had never fall in love neither had her first kiss. Her entire life will change after meeting 7 special guys. Each and every one of them will fall deeply for her. The problem is these 7 men decides to seduce Ji-eun to win her...

The Gangleader's weakness

When Skye goes to visit her heartsick best friend, she's in for the shock of her life as she's save by one of the dangerous people that walk on the streets. Read and explore her adventure with this mysterious and strange Gangleader. "Because you're his weakness"

Love is Blind

^Top Five Finalist in the 2013 Watty Award^ ATTENTION: Due to publishing this is only HALF of the book. For the complete story, this book is available on Amazon! Meet Reece Collins, Washington's star quaterback, best pitcher, and track star. Reece has the money, killer looks, and the perfect family. His life was perfe...

Things I Could Never Tell You

Some things stay as they are, but others? They fall apart. And once upon a time, Stephanie Olsen and Tyler Scott were the best of friends. Once inseparable, now drifting apart. The more they grew separate, the more Stephanie's feelings for him increased and she wished she could tell him. But couldn't. As she watched...

Shy (OLD VERSION)

"She's shy," Brooke shrugged, glancing at Indianna who looked like she wanted to be anywhere but in the classroom. "Well, come on, I don't bite," Greyson urged and Indianna stiffened, just like before. "Don't talk about that," Indianna said, her voice was still quiet but it was firm. "Struck a nerve have I?" Greyson w...

I'm a Model that's Undercover as The School's Nerd

**You can currently find the beginning of the rewritten version on my profile here on Wattpad.** What would you do if you lived the life as Clover Thompson: the nerd during the school day and Lucky, the supermodel after school hours. She has been a model since she was 15 years old for all different types of company'...

Roommates with a Player

Some people just have all the luck. Emma Hark is not one of them. After the tragic death of her parents, she's been taken in by the infamous Stephens family; a family that is filthy rich, high class, and elegant beyond imagination. Not being country club material in any way, Emma must hoop through the many obstacles t...

Strip

"So, you're a stripper?" "Yup." Molly is struggling to stay on her feet. After her mom leaves, she's left to take care of her little brother, and since they're on the verge of being homeless, she's forced to get a job outside of McDonald's. A strip club to be specific. Between shifts where she takes off her clothes f...

The Secret (Watty Award Winner) | ✔️

THANK YOU, Wattpad, for the HQ Love Watty Award! Concept: A mysterious young woman flees from her troubled past only to discover it is impossible to escape THE SECRET that haunts her. *PLEASE NOTE: This story was originally inspired by the movie "Sleeping With the Enemy". ...

Married to the Bad Boy (Published, Sample Only)

I didn't marry him out of love, nor because I liked him. I didn't marry him for his family money or wealth, or for popularity. Truth be told, I could care less about this guy and who he was. I Married the Bad Boy for protection. Kami's life was hell. Until the bad boy came along to save her. She never had an easy life...

See You Around

❝Someday, I will leave and never come back.❞ ❅ Daniella Evans plans on spending her summer holiday in complete and utter peace; and by peace, she clearly means lazing around while gaining inordinate amounts of weight in the very process. ...

Falling Into Place

❝Darling, you're a fool to think he feels the same way. ❞ ❆ In which a girl is dared to date a random guy for a month. And then dump him. [extended summary inside] 1 in chicklit 24/5/2016 cover by @devoursheabooks

Colossal Jump

Torn between risking it all and losing the man she loves, Ava must make a choice, but in the process of making this choice, Ava must accept the consequences of her actions and the damage that it leaves. Series Order: Baby Steps, Colossal Jump, MovingForward, Little Leaps and Passing Motions.

Zeus

Everyone has that moment when something--or someone--makes a difference in your life. That moment may not completely flip your world, but it may change your perspective of life or even yourself as a person. I, Aurora Rosenburg, had my life completely flipped upside down. And it was all because of my 20th birthday and...

The Baby Project

Avery and Andrew have been best friends since middle school; they're close. But they're about to get a whole lot closer when paired up for the project like no other: the baby project.

My Life with the Walter Boys [Wattpad Version Sample]

NOW PUBLISHED BY SOURCEBOOKS FIRE! Sixteen-year-old Jackie Howard knows nothing about her new guardian Katherine Walter when she moves from New York to Colorado. After discovering that Katherine has twelve boys, Jackie fears that living in the Walter house isn't going to be easy. It's just icing on the cake that the b...

The Criminal Calls Me Cupcake (Watty Winner 2013)

Watty Finalist: Mystery/Thriller, On the Rise I see him vividly in my head. Him. The guy who calls himself A for whatever reason. The guy dressed in a black cloak with a hood that makes his face look like an endless sea of darkness. The guy whose voice is like velvet; so smooth; yet so deep and dark it sends chills do...

The College Professor (18+ Mature Content)

"You make me feel things I've never felt, I just want you to know that." He whispered, pulling me into the shower. I put myself into the water, letting it run down my body and into my hair. I thought for a long second about his words and how I realized this crush was simply a need for his sex. And I never thought it...

Chocolate! (on hiatus)

The bell to my grandfathers old shop rang and I looked up from my magazine, "Welcome to Sugar Suga- whoa what happened to your face?" A dark haired man in worn black jeans spat on my perfectly polished cotton candy floor. "shut up and let me use the back room." I shrugged, staring at the light purple tile he spat on...

The Devil Is My Guardian

One thing I'll always remember is my parents saying "Everyone has a story" "Everyone has a story with a past, tragic or not. Everyone has a story that is meant to go unjudged, even if it was never told" But sometimes we forget that. Like when I though that my guardian was the devil. Even though he taught me how to lau...

Royal Blood (Book I)

[WINNER OF BEST HISTORICAL FICTION STORY IN THE FICTION AWARDS] There is a story that has been whispered into ear after ear across many countries. It's a sad but hopeful story, the story of The Lost Princess of Scotland. You should know that the story I am about to tell you is true. The horrific events within said sto...

My Brother's Lips(18+) Completed

Meet Angela, she's had a nice only child life with her mother and step dad until one dreadful night call. ••••••••••••****•••••••••••••****••••••••••••••••••• Meet William has always had what he wanted, when he wanted, until that night his mother kicked him out of the house for not bei...

Daddy You Got Me Pregnant (COMPLETED)

My heart stopped as I lifted the light blue pregnancy test. Tears streamed down my cheeks. She looked at me\ " What does it say Jess?" I couldn't even form the words " P-positive" I choked. She looked down and shook her head I dropped on my knees and burst-ed into tears. " Its gonna be alright Jessica.." Gabby said wi...

Chasing Red

It started on Wattpad but now is EVERYWHERE! with a published book, a captivating Webcomic on WEBTOON, and an upcoming film adaptation by Wattpad WEBTOON studios in Partnership with Stampede. Read, scroll, or watch - Enjoy this romance in any way you like. Stay tuned for film release updates! Basketball star Caleb Loc...

In 27 Days (Watty Award Winner 2012)

Hadley Jamison doesn't know what to think when she hears that her classmate, Archer Morales, committed suicide. She didn't exactly know him, but that doesn't stop her from feeling like there was something she could have done to help him. So to Hadley's surprise, on the very night of Archer's funeral, she has a r...

Pregnant... For My Dad's Boss! [SLOWLY EDITING]

-This book has a sequel!- Ficah Rissa Casio is a senior in high school. Though her dad, George, made her move to Manhattan, leaving most of her high school friends in North Carolina, she still looks forward to having a great, fun-filled year. She did end up enjoying herself, especially when she met Ashton. Everything...

Assassin's Bride

#1 Action. "Promise me Cloud," Faith implored her voice barely audible. She lifted her gaze up at him yet once again. "Promise me, that you will protect my heart for it has deserted me for you." A silent hiss escaped the assassin's lips at her confession. "How can I mistreat your heart when my soul is in...