glow in the dick ; cake

in which calum likes to buy glow in the dark condoms so his dick looks like a light saber and luke is an cute boy who works at a pharmacy as a summer job. © guiItyprincess | 2016

L.R.H & C.T.H | cake one shots | boyxboy

A collection of cake one shots I have found on Tumblr and ao3, all credits go to those people x I don't own any of these one shots x

cake oneshots || book two

Just another book full of lovely cake one shots **THESE ARE NOT MINE**

cake oneshots || book one

a book of boyxboy oneshots basically short stories about Calum and Luke **THESE ARE NOT MINE**

SUMMERTIME

「Cake Soulmate / Twins AU」 I do not own 5sos but I own the storyline. Thank you for reading. This work has been translated into Polish and Turkish with my permission. Kate ; @1-800-CALUM ©2016

Affair | CAKE

where luke is a teacher and meets a man who's been having problems with his wife. dom!calum [ON HOLD]

walmart :: cake au [slow updates]

"erm, excuse me?" "what?" "i need to get my sister some uh, lady thingies, could you help me?" "mate, does it look like i have a vagina?" or in which lukes sister forces him to buy some tampons, but he doesn't know what he's doing so he asks the young, hot male employee.

sober :: cake au

unknown: pleaze dont breeak up wifh me mikey i lub you luke: maybe you should text him when you're sober or in which Luke receives a text from an unknown number who's drunk

lunch :: cake au

"what's for lunch?" "pizza." or in which calum needed an excuse to talk to the boy who sits in front of him, aka luke.

Mr. Hemmings | Cake

Calum Hood is a regular 17 year old boy who goes to Liberty High School. His first, second, and third year there was fine. But his Senior year really took the cake (heh pun.) His whole entire life changes around when a new teacher, Mr. Hemmings, begins teaching at his school. {all rights reserved to @cake_quake}

girly ::cake

calum may be girly, but luke likes him and his pink little skirts.

E•MO•TION |cake|

16 cake one shots based on the most slept on album of all time, E•MO•TION by Carly Rae Jepson

ghost - cake

"This is a trick, isn't it? Stop trying to scare me, it isn't working." --- Where Calum falls in love with the ghost of a boy he watched die - and loses his sanity somewhere along the way.

Worship in the Bedroom [Cake]

Calum resorts to leaving open mouthed kisses against Luke's neck, muscles tight under his lips, and slips his hands up. His fingers dig into Luke's lower back, pushing his lower half away from the wooden door and into Calum's. Luke's lips drop open again and his hands lace tightly behind Calum's neck. "Forgive me fat...

$1.50

"why do you always buy bananas?" © anobain 2015

Windigo ☁︎ Cake

Windigo psychosis - when someone has an irresistible craving for human flesh .

Bully Code- Hoodings AU (complete-ish)

*WARNING: this was written two years ago by an angsty immature me. i do not recommend reading this book😂 read sth else off my profile ;) Calum has always bullied Luke. One day Luke saves Calum's life, making a major change in his own, because Calum has to follow the bully code: " When a nerd saves a bully's lif...

Before You Sleep || Cake (boyxboy) EDITING

"But you see, sticks and stones can't break my bones simply because they can't touch me at all. Your eyes may deceive you, but I'm not what I look like in the least."

princess // cake

where they met and they watched and they loved -e

waterboy ☹ cake

"as tempting as that sounds, i actually have other plans in mind tonight," calum said looking over at me and smiling lighty. "i wanted to talk to luke." "luke?" "luke? i mean what? i meant me?" "yeah waterboy, you." or when luke, the nerdy waterboy for his highschool football team tries to win the heart of the school...

false [cake]

"don't you see luke? it was never you." "why? why did you have to make me fall in love with your stupid fuck boy self?!" "cause i just love to break people hemmings." or where luke falls in love with calum but he had other things in mind

daddy issues *cake

bad kids do bad things daddy!cal underage!luke

Bathroom Stalls :: Cake

"so uh- how exactly do i do this?" "i think you just get on your knees and take it from there?" • or in which two boys get a little too curious, potentially turning their friendship into something more.

Pretty || cake

"I think that skirt would look really pretty on you." "I-It isn't for me..." "Are you sure? Forgive me; the pink Vans and daisy flower crown misguided my judgment." All Rights Reserved.© WriteDrunk 2014. Completed.

Cake smut basically ✔️

I wrote this book a long time ago and the writing is awful but I don't want to delete it because it was my first book and it has 100k so I'm keeping it up but it is quite bad, just warning you

Best Intentions > cake

"Wait, did you just get a full sleeve of tattoos overnight?" Luke blinked at me, before looking down at his arm. "I've had this for, like, a year." "You didn't have them yesterday." The strange, tattooed Luke let out a loud laugh. "Ah, I see you've met my twin." /complete/

[]Cake Smut[]

Cake smut because I love it and I know you do to ;) xx

Sex Addicts Therapy - Cake

"I just like having sex" "I just like feeling wanted" [ short chapters ] cover made by; @narryau

The Perfect Sinner (cake boyxboy)

"Love like this must be sin." Chapter 1: The Perfect Sinner Chapter 2: The Mad Sinner