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  • Not all Blondes do Backflips
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    Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all hap...

  • Death writes with a Purple Ballpoint Pen
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    When you've got beauty, brains and the supernatural ability to move things with your mind, taking over the family business should be a walk in the park, right? Not so much if the family business is being the Angel of Death. Copyright © 2016 CrayonChomper