Book... Things?

Here are jokes, quotes, and more from books like Harry Potter, Divergent, The Fault in Our Stars, and more.

Breaking Castrinia

Alice is now living as a Castrinian princess with her Aunt working by her side. It's basically a fairytale life until she meets a boy named Anthony in the jails. He tells her about the waterlands, a place filled with thugs and thieves. When she sneaks away to that place, she finds that the waterlanders are planning wa...

Dancing with the Devil

To move on from her past, an extraordinary girl must tear down the walls she has built to protect herself. Mackenzie Douglas seems to have it all: good looks, a great boyfriend, a passion for biking, and a little sister who worships her. But under the veneer of perfection lie the emotional scars of her childhood, infl...

24 Hours in Paris

Mira finds herself stuck in the city of love with Jake, the playboy athlete she can't stand. What she doesn't expect is for major sparks to fly on their 24-hour adventure. But can this newly-found love last beyond the magic of Paris? ***** 24 Hours in Paris is now published as a...

Forever and Always His

Riley Monroe and Everett Rosenfeld have been best friends since they were four and have been in love since they were fourteen. Riley has promised Everett that no matter what, she will be his forever. So after Everett's mother dies in a car accident, why does Everett shut Riley down? Because Everett believes that Riley...

Whoa Baby

Paisley Devoncourt is your typical sweetheart of the family that every parent is proud of. Smart, caring, responsible, and reliable. With her life set and planned she doesn't expect that life could change on her at any moment; all because of one, sympathetic and vulnerable night. Of course, the boy that helps her chan...

TMI (2014 Collector's Dream Winner)

One post will change everything... Playful Bailey Grant and practical Megan Farrell are best friends... until Bailey starts ditching Megan for virtual quality time with a boy she meets online. Megan doesn't trust Ryder West and thinks Bailey's making a big mistake.

ARROWHEART (The Love Curse)

STARTED ON WATTPAD AND NOW IT'S A PUBLISHED BOOK! A Greek God that's made a terrible mistake. Girls with the power to kiss the boys and make them cry. And a love that's doomed to fail... GET YOUR COPY OF ARROWHEART TODAY: https://goo.gl/forms/wvVnXZBWNzvLNzG42 The gods are gone. The people have forgotten them. But 16...

Lost in the Blue

Clarissa 'Blue' Morgan lived happily. She lived on the beach with her parents, and the beach staff. She was happy. Blue was rebellious though. Never letting someone tell her what she could or couldn't do, especially when it came to the water. On the last day of summer her parents always had a swim off. 'Rain or Shine...

Best Friends with the Player

Kimberly Taylor was a quiet, shy girl with no friends growing up, until Kindergarten when Asher Knight changed that. It's now been eleven years since they've become best friends, and they both have come a long way. Asher Knight has become one of Jefferson High's players and all-star jock. Popular, good looking, funny...

Wrong Feelings

Bay and Emmett are dating. Daphne admits to having feelings for Emmett. What will happen when Daphne tells Emmett.

The Experiments That Got Away

A boy and a girl, both born at the exact same time are taken to be experiments to see who would live longer. They eat the same things, they watch the same things, they learn the same things. They even live right next door to each other. The catch? The think they're normal people and doesn't even know the other one e...

Fast Asleep at Sixteen

Alice lives in Vegas where her parents own a casino. She's lived there her whole life and lived like a princess. Then when her 15th birthday arrived all of a sudden she's sent away to live with three aunts that's she's never met. While she spends the year there she makes friends and falls in love. Her aunts often spe...

Funny Text Jokes

These are just funny text jokes. I will be making another one with yo mama jokes.

The Last Virgin Standing

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her...

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The Girl He Never Noticed

When billionaire bad boy Eros meets shy, nerdy Jade, he doesn't recognize her from his past. Will they be able to look past their secrets and fall in love again? ****** When Jade Collins goes to work for billionaire bad boy Eros Petrakis, all she thinks...