dickaphobia ➲ c.h

dickaphobia; (n) the fear of dicks and being creeped out by them. © sleepydrummers 2k15 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. #26 in Humor/#129 in Fanfiction

Bad Boy Blueprint

❝In which dorky, quirky, super-duper nice and anything-but-cool, Liam Argent, transforms into a loud, arrogant and belligerent bad boy in hopes of catching the eye of a girl who's clearly not worth it.❞ Copyright © 2014 All Rights Reserved. [extended summary inside] [very ROUGH draft: plot holes, grammar mistakes, and...

sex addicts [michael clifford]

they met at therapy; therapy for sex addicts. (cover by elle)

The Sexy Slave ~ Lashton, Malum, Nalum, Nuke, Miall, Nashton

After One Direction split up, Niall Horan decided to start hanging out with 5 Seconds Of Summer more. He soon figured out Luke and Ashton was together and Calum and Michael was together as well. With Niall living with them with No girlfriend he ended up being in a situation he doesn't really want to be in A YoMamma pr...

Save you // calum hood

Have you ever met someone and wondered where they have been all your life? Maybe because they can change your whole mood with just one simple smile or maybe since you've met them your life looks completely different? Stefy was one of those people. She could change your life without you even realizing it. With her cha...

condom - l.h [discontinued]

"I fucking love you."

Robbie Kay Imagines

A bunch of random Robbie Kay/Peter Pan stories. I post them on my instagram account @robbiepanimagines . I take requests on there on in comments on here as well. Just figured I'd share them on wattpad also. Hope you enjoy!

The Bad Boy Next Door- COMPLETED

When Kylie loses everything and becomes pretty reckless shes sent to live with her aunt and her bestfriend Bobby thinking that things are going to be completely boring shes proved wrong. She meets the mysterious bad boy next door, Adrian Grant. Adrian thinks all girls are the same and its easy to make them fall in lov...