ME: Mom I need gum my breath smells like shit. MOM: Wut. I'm a dude and I don't have a daughter. ME: Mom you haven't told a good joke in years lol. MOM: [picture attached] if I look like your mom you should really reconsider your childhood ME: Oh. Shit.
When a boy writes letters for a girl, thinking she will never see them. | Highest ranking in Fan Fiction: #81 | Another story by: xAUSSIEGALx © 2016 xAUSSIEGALx ALL RIGHTS RESERVED | Sequel to 'Wrong Number' | Comments from Wrong Number. 'It's simply awesome! I. need. another. chapter.' - @xxashlaughxx 'I just started...
Alexis Payne, everyone knows the name now. Life for her can't be that hard now can it? I mean she isn't a secret she hangs with One Direction without worrying about being caught out with them. Everyone knows her and Liam are twins. Life's good. Well except for the fact she isn't allowed contact with them until their t...
Hi. My name is Evelyn Winter Payne and I am 14 years old. -Quite an odd middle name if you ask me- And I am Liam Paynes Daughter. I have four of the best Uncle...