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DIARY NG TORPE

May narinig na ba kayong PLAYBOY na TORPE?? Hmmp, hindi kayo makapaniwala nuh?? Yes, you heard it right!! PLAYBOY na TORPE…. hindi kayo naniniwala nuh?? Well, it’s time for you to believe my dear friends ;D Nakakahiya mang aminin, pero yun talaga ang totoo. Hindi niyo lubos na maiisip na ang isang tulad kong sikat...

Summoner: Origins - Book 0

Arcturus is just an orphaned stableboy, when he discovers he has the ability to summon demons from another world. As the first commoner to have this skill, he is sent to Vocans Military Academy, where the lost arts of summoning, spellcraft and demonology are taught to the noble children of the Hominum Empire. With n...

Errand Runners

[Check out BOUNTY HUNTERS, the sequel to Errand Runners] Unlike the other criminals in Nova City, Nole Vale has a curfew. While most civilians just want to survive in their crime-ridden, gang-infested city, this sixteen-year old is determined to conquer the city streets and provide for his brother and sister by any m...

Epic Jokes, Pick Up Lines and Comebacks Galore!

Pick up lines

Funny pick-up lines

Just a random list of cheesy and stupid pick up lines! Okay not really a list, because it's page by page..but that's if you wanna get technical! Are you having trouble with your love life? And do you wanna spice it up a bit?! Well you've came to the wrong place my friend. These pick up lines are pretty much guarantee...

Pick-Up Lines!

A bunch of pick-up lines for the ladies. XD Hope ya enjoy! Some might be really cheesy. XD Some might be sexual. XD And BTW, I am NOT talking to the reader. ALSO NONE OF THESE ARE MINE! ALL OF THESE HAVE BEEN TAKEN OFF THE INTERNET! ALL THE CREDIT GOES TO WHOEVER MADE THESE!

Assassin's Secret

Annelise lives a normal, slightly hectic life like any other college student does. There's only one difference : she's an Assassin by night. (cliche, yes yes, but you gotta read it cause it's bit different.) The thing is, she doesn't kill the people she's assigned to get. She lives as peacefully as anyone with a doub...

Do you like scary storiess??

I've witnessed a lot of creepy things so far in my life ghosts, creepy old people and the screaming banshee.....find out what happens in this story.... [editing as I go] THIS IS ALL TRUE!!!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!

Screwed

Fictional and Satirical poems looking at achy-breaky-heart-ache.

CHAMPIONS (The Lost Chronicles of Eden, #1) [Published]

Gabriel didn't know what hit him. One moment, he was staring at his lovely date, and the next, she was pulling out a gun and shooting random men on the street. The first, she shot in the head. He had a black suit on, as if he just came from a meeting. There was a calamari vendor who was dipping squid rings on a batter...

What If Cinderella Never Left Her Shoe?

[A Wattpad Featured Story] Raemus hates the idea of the season of love that is coming very near. He knows he will be alone again. He tries to forget about the romance until he finds himself in a Cinderella-like moment during their High School's masquerade prom. He has no plan of dancing until he sees the girl in a lig...