Awesome insults or comebacks

If you're looking for any great insults this is the place to come. (most of it is trash) WARNING:strong language! I mean COME ON!

Struck (A Vampire Novel) ✔

[Completed] Elysia's life is turned upside-down when she's abducted by supernatural creatures with demonic eyes and threatening fangs. What's worse is she has no idea what it is they want from her, except that it has something to do with a side of her that she's never known. The chances of Elysia getting out alive are...

Candy Coated Love-Laughing Jack X Reader ~Completed~ #Wattys2015

!!!!MATURE AT SOME POINTS, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!!! Y/n was a normal 18 year old who lived in an apartment with her best friend, Rhianna. But when a murder happens in her house, weird things start to happen. People are dying, candy can be found everywhere, and y/n seems to have nightmares about a carnival. But when a...

Comebacks and Insults

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

blade straight to the heart(jeff the killer love story)

never would i have thought that i would fall for a killer..... but it happened and i have no clue how.

The Lovely Bite

The Lovely Bite is ON SALE ON AMAZON! Link in profile! THIS NOVEL ONLY HOLDS THE FIRST 20 CHAPTERS FOR SAMPLE. Highest Ranking in Vampire- #1~ 5/31/16 1/18/21 Twenty human girls. Seven Purebloods. Adeline O'Here is taken away from her human life and is sent to a school with nineteen human girls. Seven o...

Secretly A Vampire

A girl who is secretly a vampire keeps her secrets until she starts school for the first time, that's when everything goes loose Will try to update as soon as possibel

Winged

As he touched my hand an image of me as a child with white wings covered my vision. "Don't you see?" He stared at me intently. I laughed as though the image never occurred. "I have no idea, what you are talking about, excuse me" I wrenched my hand from his strong grasp and quickly left the scene. As I walked outsi...

Human Luna #Wattys2016

"You stupid bitch!" Screamed the red head turning to face me. Her drink spilled all over her. "I'm so sorry, i didn't mean to." I said backing away. As i was backing up i was stopped by a wall. The girl came stalking towards me with her hand ready to strike. I closed my eyes ready for impact but it never came. I opene...

The Entanglement {Book 1}

"Most gods throw dice, but fate plays chess, and you don't find out until its too late that he's been playing with two queens all along." - Terry Pratchett Addeline, a feisty and free-spirited peasant lives in a complicated world. A world where vampires rule in every realm and humans are forced to live in separate fra...

I'm a Vampires Pet

Hi my name is Katelyn. I'm 17 years old and live in a world were the supernaturals rule the world. There is the Angels, Demons, Vampires, Werewolves and last the humans. I am a human living a boring live were humans are not treated as equals but as pets. There are places called 'Human Shop' its like a pet shop but it...

The Vampire's Wife [Old Version]

Everyone thinks that it's all sunshine and happiness after being a vampire's bride right? Think that your hot vampire groom is finally coming around to being a good person right? Wrong. There's more to being a vampire's bride than just being the pretty bride...it's being the wife. It's no piece of cake.Trust me I know...

Broken Wings (SAMPLE)

When Violet is kicked out of her home by her abusive father, she was relieved although worried about where she would stay. As it turns out, she didn't have to worry about that for very long. She is kidnapped, taken away from everything she has ever known only to be thrown into a world of vampires, creatures she only b...

The Secret Vampire

**Completed but NOT edited. It's highly suggested not to read this book. I have yet to start the rewriting and editing process. This book has too many mistakes to even count at this time. I have much better books than this one which is why I must say looking back at this book is just embarrassing. I mean it's one of t...

Secret Wings

Hailey always thought she had a pretty ordinary life. The only thing that could be called unusual in her life was that her mother had disappeared into thin air not long after Hailey's birth. Soon, though, her mother is not the most important thing on the young girl's mind as she discovers a hidden side of herself and...

Dark Angel

Half vampire and half Angel, I am the first of my kind, a new hybrid. Unwanted by both sides. With all the strengths of both and none of their weaknesses, I'm a lethal weapon. But everything is changing, what I was brought up believing is a lie and my whole world is about to change. Among the one's I was born to hate...

Laughing Matter (Laughing Jack Fic) -Completed-

Felice Fiore Grande always had rotten luck. She never knew her biological parents, she was always stuck in the abusive or just down right creepy foster houses. And to top it off she has a strange ability to NOT die. No matter what injury is the cause of her death she always wakes up, again. Just because she can't die...

Secret Angel

Long ago, when Lilian was only a baby, a dying guardian angel came upon her. She bestowed Lily with her powers; the control of elements and the ability to heal. Lily was no longer human, although no one knew, she knew that she was destined to be great. ************************************ Her whole life changes one or...

The Vampire from Hell

According to Rayea, the oldest daughter of Satan, the origin of vampires started in Hell, and it started with her. Rayea isn't daddy's little girl, even if he is the most powerful fallen angel around. He wants her to take an active role in the family business. But she's not interested in his schemes for world dominati...

The Power in my Veins✔️

COMPLETED Highest Ranking: #1 in Vampire Eighteen years. Eighteen years is a long time. Adeline hasn't been outside her cottage walls for the eighteen years she has been alive. She has been sheltered from the dangers of the world and kept safe from the harms that threaten her life. The day her eighteenth birth...

A Vampire's Charm

One of his hands slides underneath my dress and between my thighs, trying to separate them. I press them together harder, and see his facial expression-It was dark, he was clearly getting aggravated at my defiance. His fingernails start digging into my flesh, as I let out a weak sob. My voice seemed to have left me as...

All It Took Was One Look (BoyxBoy) {Book1: Blue Moon Series}[Sample](On Amazon!)

The last 10 chaps will be taken off from the book so it will be a really long sample lol. Find it on Amazon! =^.^= [WARNING there is BOYXBOY action in this story so if you don't like it DON'T READ IT!] Awesome cover by AEBauer! Aiden is your average seventeen year old senior with crazy best friends and a very suppor...

Mermaids and Vampires

Mermaids and Vampires have clashed for centuries. When Dylan moves to a small town by the ocean and has a strange encounter with a girl on the beach, he has no idea what he's getting himself into. Dark secrets, mysterious connections, and supernatural beings. For Dylan, things will never be the same.

The Vampire's Pet (Published) Book 1 and 2

In a world where vampires reigned, Rose had seen and experienced many horrors throughout her life. The very second she was taken, she was forced to become a pet with the sole purpose of cleaning or providing blood for vampires. ​ Her world flipped upside down when Lord Henry bought her. She had never thought that in...

fangs and fur (a vampire and warewolf romance) 9(rewriting )

about a young vampire and werewolf that meet by Fate and soon become something they had been forbidden for many years....... sliverfang a thirteen year old vampire well, in human years meet up by fate with a cute werewolf boy named goldeneye Finds her listing to music and eventually finds out that there mates What...