"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...
Just a typical breakfast book to please someone's day! :) highest achievement #9 in Humor as of June 17, 2015 Warning: contains inappropriate words.. P.S: Read the title first..
[COMPLETE] Some bonds can't be broken, even in death. -- He couldn't endure another heartbreak. "Accepting her would be a mistake," he said. "She's a human. I can't afford to have her blood on my hands." Gwen looked away, and he knew she saw the image that flashed in his mind. The slaughter. Bodies everywhere. The put...
Sequel to Hilarious Facebook Statuses! :D These are some of the Teenager Posts found at //teenagerpost.tumblr.com! There are so many that you are able to relate to, and I want to know which ones you believe are the best. Continuing with the idea of Hilarious Facebook Statuses, I want you to vote, and then comment for...
Alison Collins is in a coma and now Nate has her journal. Nate never expected for Alison's brother to give him her journal after the accident. Alison was the girl who always kept to herself yet Nate seemed to always be intrigued. As he reads through her personal thoughts Nate manages to find it in himself to change an...
Sam is the most promising swordsman among this year’s crop of Paladin trainees...and knows it. Brash, cocky, and unbeatable with a sword (well, almost), Sam is the kingdom of Thule’s best hope against the violence wrought by demons. The only problem is that Sam is really Lady Samantha, daughter of the seventeenth Duke...