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Seventh Sense (Erityian Tribes, #2) | Published under Pop Fiction

𝗘𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗯𝗲𝘀 𝗦𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀, 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 ＃𝟮 || As the next head of the Shinigami tribe, Rielle was given a mission to infiltrate their archenemy's base, Tantei High, in search of any information about the legendary seventh sense. Her animosity toward the Senshins made it hard for her to get closer to her...

Voiceless [ ON HOLD ]

Ivey is a professional in playing instruments, and even her teacher is really proud of her. Ivey also loves to compose songs, and they’re mostly about her dreams. There's just one catch, though. Ivey can’t speak.

Voiceless

Have you ever left your dream for someone's sake? Have your ever felt numbness in your voice when you wanted to raise it? Have you ever heard your heart's voice? If yes, you may read.

"He's my Childhood friend??"

I Have Seen This Girl Named Denny <a fanpoem for HaveYouSeenThisGirl>

To My Idol HaveYouSeenThisGirl [A simple Letter]

A simple letter I've made just for miss Denny =) I just want to THANK her for the INSPIRATION and CONGRATULATE her for all of her achievements =) AllRightsReserved 2013 (c)PhrewTas<3

On Bended Knee

After her relationship publicly explodes, physiotherapist Lucy MacKinley decides that the mature way to handle it is to run away from home. But in the remote town she's fled to, she finds that British heartthrob Frederick Asherton is not only filming a movie in town, he's landed himself on her exam table. Frederick is...

Little Miss Perfect

Lindsay Wilson was born different from everybody else. No, she's not a vampire, werewolf, or some super hero. But she can use her whole brain to function. Lindsay knows everything about everything. She has a perfect, photographic memory, and she has mastered every single sport under the sun. She graduated high school...