Funny texts and jokes

Funny appropriate jokes and texts. Some are mine some are not!

is it still a joke now?

The utter most inner thoughts and feelings of one who has but no other way to express them and therefore without a pen a paper she very much may spontaneously combust in an explosion of secrets bottled up for far far too long. : )

Jokes

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

How To Save A Life - An Auslly Story

Ally's mother has recently passed away, and she is very upset. She is forced to go to her funeral, and while she is there, she bumps into her old childhood friend, Austin. Austin and Ally were best friends when they were younger, but for some reason, when they were both thirteen, Austin completely stopped talking. Aus...

I Love You // Chresanto August

Kailyn Jones - 22 years of age. Ex Girlfriend of Chresanto August. Mother of 3 year old Amari Renae August. Big time model, part time hair stylist. Apart of a co-parent relationship with Chresanto. Currently single. Living in LA. Body to die for. Swagg on point. Shoe game up to date. Life is somewhat good for her. But...

WHAT.

This is a very random book. It is so random it makes cheese explode. It is so random it makes pickles look normal next to it. It is so random it makes Chuck Norris sweat garlic butter. It is so random I cannot fully describe the randomness in this description.. The reason why it is called what it is, is because I'm a...

Addiction. (Harry Styles AU)

Lots of things are addictive. Drugs are addictive. Tattoos are addictive. Music is addictive. Chocolate is addictive. Even self harm can be addictive. But of all the things in the world that she could've been addicted to, Frankie found HIM to be her addiction. [CAUTION!!] [THIS STORY HAS SWEARING, SEXUAL CONTENT, AND...