A Weirdos Guide To Swag

A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

The Last List

"Come on, Freak! Can't you remember?" Sarah looked at me, then Heather. "You leave her alone! It's not her fault that she's-" "What? Useless? Worthless? Pathetic?" "Yeah, pathetic. Kaye Black, the most pathetic girl alive." Claire snorted. Sarah's face turned red from anger. You...you..." I put my hand on her shoulder...

Kidnapped by an Alpha

Throughout her life, Nora's parents have been nothing but drunk, horrible people. One night, she decides she cannot take it anymore, so she runs away. Upon running away, she gets kidnapped by men driving by her in a van. She is taken to a large mansion where she meets a guy. This man is the one who instructed the kidn...

Kidnapped By An Alpha Jerk

April Evans: Your average teenage girl, living a regular, boring life. Lame and socially awkward with a witty and sarcastic sense of humor that she prefers to keep to herself. Aiden Knight: 18, likes to get drunk and high, a new girl every night, has a heart of stone, and is a player and total jerk. What happens...

The Alpha

Highest Rank: #1 in Werewolf When eighteen year old Josephine Evans is out in the woods with her pack, they didn't expect to stumble across the biggest, baddest pack terrorizing another pack. Just when they're about to assist the terrorized pack, the alpha of the infamous pack approaches them. Theo Lupine is not know...

Forbidden Love (Teen Wolf/ Derek Hale)

"Why do we fall in love so easy, even when it's not right?" ~~~~~ What if your family were werewolf hunters? What if you were a werewolf? How would you hide that? Especially after you fall in love with one. That's Alessia Argents life. After going out with Scott, Stiles and Allison in the middle of the night, someth...

Chasing the Moon (A Stiles Stilinski/Teen Wolf FanFiction) [1]

Emma Brisbane has been an outcast at Beacon Hills High ever since the accident that took her mother and sister's lives nearly three years ago. But when she notices unusual behavior by fellow classmate Scott McCall, she can't help but investigate. Once she realizes the truth she knows that it is her responsibility to s...

1000 Funny Jokes [Part 2]

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Beauty and the Beast - Sequel to FFTM -

So far Sara's life has been turned upside down. She's been thrown into the middle of the supernatural world and surprised everyone by taking it with ease. Of course it's had it's ups and downs like anything in life, but she wont let that stop her. At the beginning of the year she was a normal high school student, but...

War Of The Gods (Percy Jackson Fan Fiction)

*This is a Percy Jackson fanfic that occurs after the war with Gaea.* Gods are starting up a war. Nothing is stoping them after they start. But what caused this in the first place? Once it's done, nothing can stop the war. Better to prevent than to stop. A new threat against the demigods. A new demigod might help th...

Boom Boom. ls

Boom Boom "what was that?" (Completed.) super short story. Copyright © 2015 mysecretjournal ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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