Selp Helf by Miranda Sings.

Do u wan to bee lick me? a bootiful, inenpentant lady? than reed my booc to helf u bee a beter persin in dis worlde ful of porn and disusting things! Cus dis worled needs selp helf! (This is not actually Miranda/Colleen's book- I just wanted to have a little fun! So I just wanted to write what I think would be in Mira...

The secret man

A girl named Melody will discover a secret land with stuff she shouldn't know about,especially about the secret man.Will she run away or will she stay?She may not even make it out alive. I wrote this book for my best friends Jumie and Shelby.