Funny Stories and Jokes (completed)
ty for reading I guess
"You'll do anything will you?" Keeley smirks, a mischievous glint lighting up her brown eyes. "I dare you, Jade Elsie Brooke, to break into Trystan Woods house and steal a pair of his boxers without him finding out." Jade Brooke was the dare devil who had never turned down a dare, no matter how bad it was. So when a...
They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on a...
Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me...
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He doesn't know love at all. She wished she never knew love. What if love came between them? Would he believe it? Would she give it another chance?
Drew Rangle, quarterback of his high school football team, is dating gorgeous cheerleader, Elle Martin. When Drew's parents ask Elle's full-figured twin sister, Em, to stay with Drew during their month long vacation, Drew discovers more about himself than he ever wanted to know.
A girl named Georgia who lives in Los Angeles and a new boy catches her eye, and Georgia is prepared to win his heart. What will happen?
A lot has changed in the six months since Chase disappeared and left Dora behind. Dora is killing it at her internship, having the summer of her life with her best friend, and just so happens to be on the verge of dating the most respectable man she's ever met. Dora can picture her perfect future...until Chase comes b...
2015 © S A F I E They never did fall into love. They were forced to marry each other for the sake of their companies. He hated her impulsive and silly ways. She hated his principles and the he way acted so authoritarian with his moods shifting uncontrollably makes her want to scream. But all of these lasted for only...
(#1 ChickLit) WARNING: Being left at the altar in front of 500 wedding guests may lead to irrational behavior, causing you to go on your honeymoon alone. Other side- effects may include very bad hair, getting arrested, setting yourself on fire, landing up on a "Missing Poster" with the same bad hair and unexpectedly f...
My name is Julie Quinn and I've been a New Yorker all my life. Life was good. I was swamped with work doing a job that I loved and I was dating the best boyfriend I'd ever had the pleasure to. I have always been a strong-willed and independent woman - or as my best friend puts it "control freak" - and even more after...
Hollywood A-lister, Jason Vanderholt, falls for everygirl, Chloe Winters, who hasn't bothered to see most of his movies. She is the woman every other woman in America is dying to be, but it just isn't her fairytale. The book is for sale here: amazon.com/Someone-Elses-Fairytale-ebook/dp/B006JD115K/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_...
Wattpad Featured Story! Sara Wang travels from New York City to Shanghai before her senior year to take a class in Eastern medicine. Her parents think she's there to buff up her college application, but she's actually there to chase her crush -- the one and only Calvin Suzuki (a total swim team hottie). Things take an...
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Ang buhay ng isang tao ay parang Earth. Hindi sya perpekto. Hindi perfect circle with perfect cycle. Parang ang buhay. Katulad ng Earth, maraming pollutions. Maraming dumi. Maraming nasisira. Pero syempre may mga umuunlad, kaso may mga bumabagsak din. May mga namamatay, may mga ipinapanganak. At ang pinakahigit sa lah...
Nothing's permanent, EVEN change. ×× ©Copyright VioletChocolatey (UNIESSES) All rights reserved2015.
The guy who never smile. The guy who never laugh. The guy with poker face. The guy with no any expression. What is the reason? ×× Short story. ©Copyright VioletChocolatey(UNIESSES) All rights reserved 2015.
Hi! Ang pangalan ko ay Anne. Ang lakas maka-Anne Curtis noh?! Haha! How I wish nga, maging kagaya nya ako eh. She has it all, totally. Nabubuhay akong masaya with my best friends and family. Mahal na mahal ko ang mga taong yan to the point na mas mahalaga pa sila saakin kesa sa mga pinapangarap ko eh! But what if I've...
Hindi ako yung tipikal na babae na amazona, nerd, or a commoner. I'm a rebel. They say, I'm a GANGSTER. A GIRL GANGSTER. And I don't care what can even happen to me. Hindi ko na rin pinapahalagahan ang buhay ko. Dahil wala naman talagang dahilan para pahalagan pa eh. Ngunit sa kabila ng lahat ng mga ipinapakita ko sa...
(Book 1) In a world where a virus has spread turning most of the population into flesh eating monsters, there are two friends partying it up in New Orleans when the infection hits. Far away from home, they are trapped and trying to make sense of all that has happened with the help of new friends and enemies along the...